Dingdong was working at a coffee shop.
He was emo and sad because he's a faggot.
Gay Mexican comes into the shop and wants some coffe.
"HI I WOULD LIKE SOME COFFEE!!!!!!!!! I AM ALSO ALWAYS EXTREMELY HAPPY AND GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ok here's your coffee I want to die ugh I'm so depressed"
"Teehee thanks, my name is JULIAN!!!!!"
Dingdong touched Julian's hand while giving him the coffee, and then he a chub.
"That's a pretty name...my name is Dingler Dongler, but you can just call me DD because the writers are too lazy to write out my full name."
Julian said ecks dee and gave DD his NUMBER so they could maybe hot phone sex?
Ding Dong started crying because he is emo and decided to cut himself later that night because he love Julian.
