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Jungkook the Fake : HEY THERE! HOW'S MY BBY DOING ?? ^.^
Wicked Monster Lady: Your baby is doing just fine , hun.
Jungkook the Fake : YAYY. Glad to here that! I miss my darling so much :(
Wicked Monster Lady : Aww . Me too,sweetheart.
Jungkook the Fake: I'm no sweetheart. Ew. I'm a salty person ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wicked Monster Lady : Yeah. Whatever. There's a thing called Sarcasm, if you know what that means. :)
Jungkook the Fake : Yeah. Whatevaaa. How are YOU btw?
Wicked Monster Lady : Okay, I guess? Just striving, surviving like a BRAVE HEROOOO. *insert Dramatic music* Why're you asking bout me though? Your "Darling" phone is more important than a living, breathing human being.
Jungkook the Fake : What do you even want from me , Wicked Monster Lady?
Wicked Monster Lady : So you saved my name as that? Well , I want absolutely nothing JUNGKOOK THE FAKE .
Jungkook the Fake : Ew. Your choice of words is terrible.
Wicked Monster Lady: Fine.
Jungkook the Fake: Fine. Leave. Bye.
Wicked Monster Lady: Stop trynna act harsh . You texted first. Bye. Leave. Jebal. I don't want Snakeus 🐍 anyways.
Jungkook the Fake: HEY . S T O P I T
Wicked Monster Lady: You're so boring #(_;!_(#£+;_?#(£jdbdbekshdbd
Jungkook the Fake : Like you're very fun. -.-
Wicked Monster Lady: You're very no fun. Bye SWEETHEART
Jungkook the Fake: Ew. Get out already.
Wicked Monster Lady: Yo! Stop copying me. I said LEAVE ALREADY last time. U copy cat!!! CC CARBON COPY. *Walks out dramatically* Go , get lost. -----------------------------------------------------------
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Jk's POV ( JK IN DA HOUSE DOODS)
"Done texting her?" Jimin Hyung said. I knew what was coming now.
"I see you've gotten someone to talk to. Maybe a friend. Maybe more. " He continued.
"Hyung. Hajima." I said, sighing and wiping the sweat on my forehead. I didn't realize I was sitting in such a hot room. I got too lost while talking to her.
"No. Maknae, for real. All you do now is talk to her. I know she's your type and all but stop. Okay? I mean, whatever or whoever she is, she obviously cannot take my place in your heart. They don't ship us for nothing!"
"Hyung, do u wanna get your bones broken?"
"Huh? Who'll do that? You? I'm two years older than you, Jeon Jungkook. I've had 1000 more rice bowls th-"
"NAMJOON HYUNG! JIMIN HYUNG WANTS YOU TO MASSAGE HIS FEET!" I cut him off and smirked at him. He knew that I had intentionally summoned the God Of Destruction.
"ARASO! (Okay!) Jiminie, come!" He yelled back.
"Hyung, aniyo (no)" Jimin hyung replied. "How can I get a massage from my hyung?"
"No no. I'd like to do it. Just come here." Namjoon Hyung replied.
Jimin Hyung walked out eyeing me sternly while I chuckled.
I really DO think that I spend a lot of time talking to her. Maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I should stop and just ask her bout my phone once a day.
Maybe that'll be the right thing to do.
MEME TIME!!
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