This is a list of jokes. It's just easier for me instead of making a separate part for each one.
Well enjoy!
Music Teacher: What is your favourite musical instrument?
Fat Kid: The lunch bell!
Why does the traffic light go red when it has to change?
You would too if you had to change in the streets.
A guy asked someone what time it was. The reply was 4:45. The guy,with a puzzled look on his face, said: " That's the weirdest thing. I've asked the same question all day but every time I get a different answer!"
A guy needed a horse sot he went to the temple and got one. But before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. For it to go, you have to say "thank god" and for it to stop you have to say "amen". So the guy left and a few minutes later he slept on his horse. When he woke up, he realized that he was going to fall of a cliff so he shouted, "Amen". The horse stopped just a few centimeters from the edge. Then the guy said, "Phew. Thank god!"
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Short StoryThis is a collection of jokes, quotes, awkward and annoying moments I've had in the past, random questions...pretty much anything really. Hope you like it and don't forget to check out my other stories. Enjoy!! :-)
