You, your puns & your pick up lines
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Because kagami is bakagami, the seirin team is at coach's place to help him study for the exams.
" Oi midget what's with that intro huh? you're stupid as well that's why you're here. They are here for us baaaka "
" i know you're stupid but not me Bakagami"
" Ouch! "
" Ouch "Kagamin and i said in unison. I don't know where it came from but Riko - nee just smacked us with a paper fan.
" You two! there no use arguin' who's stupid cause you both are. "
" Meanie~"
Whack
" Izuki, you're in charge of this girl. "
" Hai! "
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(( Physics ))
I don't understand anything argh. Izuki's scent is to blame. My stupid brain starts drifting to wanderland everytime he leans in to teach me.
" Name, did you get it? "
" Kinda~ but I don't really get this lightning part "
" I was like that back then too. i don't undestand how lighting works then it struck me. woah! good me " he jot down his lightning pun on his mini notebook.
" Lame " i said
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(( Geometry ))" Izuki, this part. i didn't get this because the class was noisy when cross eyed sensei was discussing this. "
" i see, your cross eyed teacher cannot control his pupils. woah! good me. "
" Oh please stop " i grunt as he wrote his pun. again.
" Izuki, enough with your puns. Just teach me this "
A black out/brown out then occured.
I clinged to izuki. No choice, he was the one beside me.( I'm actually glad )
The black out didn't last long. just for about 15 seconds or so.
" Oi midget why are clinging to izuki senpai ? " kagami said
"Eh eh eh "
I was flusttered but izuki didn't seem to mind it at all.
He even managed to blurt a pun.
" the light went off but i'm delighted. " he said as he looked at me and our intertwined arms.
Delighted he said.
Is he reffering to the 'cling' ?
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(( Break in which i was stoned. Blushing.))
" Ok let's take a break minna! "
Riko-nee took the pizza the two of us bought awhile ago.We formed a cirle with the pizza and drinks in the middle.
I sat between riko-nee and izuki.
Beside Riko-nee sat Hyuga-kun, then beside izuki was Kagamin then Tetsu-chan.
" Itadakinasu!~ "
Eating with the team is fun. You get to see kagamin eating and eating and eating, you get to see hyuga and riko wiping each other's face and tetsu chan feeding nigou which makes kagamin a scaredy cat.
" Izuki, were supposed to help kagami & name to study. Don't let them lose their spirit with your puns. " hyuga said then we all chuckled.
Izuki just took a slice of pizza then handed it to me.
" Arigatou " i took the pizza from his hand.
" Name,y'know, you got a pizza my heart. " izuki said before taking a bite on the pizza he just handed me.
" Woah how bold of you izuki "
" Izuki's moves " hyuga and kiyoshi senpai teased.Koganei kun wolf whistled
Break in which i was stoned by his pick up line.
" I-izuki "
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(( English ))
It was izuki's turn to teach kagamin so he switched with tsuchida-senpai to teach me
While we were reviewing 'bout figures of speech ( my fav ) , i felt something crawl in my nape
" Kyaa! "
Everyone looked at me including kagami who was fighting his eyelids to completely shut.
" Whoa i thought it was a snake sorry haha. just a yarn hihi "
There was a yarn hanging above me and it fell at my nape
" What the, name you surprised me!"
"Hihi gomen riko nee. but it's a good thing i screamed. look, bakagamin is now awake "
Izuki looked at me then went near me.
He leaned on me like that position when you're about to kiss someone.
Everyone looked at us.
Quiet and waiting.
" tsuchida , Switch with me. "
Izuki and TsuchidaSenpai switched places
" name, if i were a snake, y'know what i'd wish? "" w-what "
" I Hiss you were mine "
" Y-you can't o-own someone ba-bakaizuki "
I tried to sound cool saying that but i failed. I shifted my stare from his beautiful features to my ugly handwriting in my notes.
I tried writing something but his stare makes me conscious.
' Now I'm too aware oh him geez '
Izuki noticed how i'm becoming awkward so he moved centimeters away ( which is sad )
He started to teach me again and i did my best to jot down notes to look unaffected by his puns.
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" Ara my pencil broke"
" name, using broken pencil is pointless. woah! good me "
" Lame pun want me to punch yah? "
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Exam dayThe tutor session was a success. Well kind of.
Kagamin used Midorima's pencil and as for me, i didn't learn anything at all, but izuki, his puns and pick up lines inspired me to have a last minute review.
Oh well

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