Spicy Girls Tinrin x Acklarmi ONESHOT

Spicy Girls

Spicy girls
Tinrin is Shikyou
Acklarmi is Akari/Zhu li

Acklarmi was in the humble store, picking salami from the cold shelves. This was a normal thing for her in the horror show she called life; and yet she never grew tired of it.

"Don't you want to eat me, baby?"

She jumped out of her skin and her head almost fell off, her heart pounding in her chest and her movements shakey. She didn't have half the courage to turn around and get a glance of her attacker, yet she had no time to decide otherwise.
The mysterious blond haired woman stood before her; her stunning white apron, shorts, and high yellow boots looked magnificent. She looked like a cool mom. Acklarmi looked her up and down several times, the woman enjoying every ounce of attention she got. But she didn't respond like she would've hoped.

"What the FUCK" she shrieked, her vocal cords dying a bit.

The woman looked displeased as she glared up at her, her mouth pulled back into a scowl. Whatever, not like she was trying to impress her by being sexy and showing the strange (but probably evil) woman her pa-"I'm tinrin you uncultured deer horn."

Deer horn? Why, that's what Ryou called her.

She knew what to do this time, however; unlike the first time she died.

If she had a fake ID right now, she'd flash it. Why fake? Because she's dead, dick. "Im calling the rin siren, and I'll report you"

With an almost signature hair flip, a cocky smile took form on her pale face."I'm the rin siren you silly goose."

"..."

Instantly comprehending her silent stare as amazement, she took the chance to cLOSE the distance between them. "What? You want to taste me already? I mean... It's about time." Acklarmi was quick to recover, with a swift palm to Tinrin's face, she backed up until she firmly hit the wall, hearing it crack. "Come on I know you want tin poisoning"

Boom, the wall falls down.

It's a masterpiece; the cement on the floor of the store. The driver winks at her and she knows what to do.
She climbs on the very roof of that car, breaking the mirror with her bare foot and she steps on it in the process. The driver steps on the peddle and off she goes, screaming towards her home.

The front of the car hits her own wall, killing the driver instantly but also breaking the wall of her own house so she could get in faster, that's a plus.

Thinking she's lost her, she goes to the kitchen and makes a sandwich with her salami and tears since she'll never get a loving wife, nor a spider and the kitchen like lion remake.

Just as the thought left her mind, someone invaded her private home.

"Put on your tinfoil hat" the all too familiar voice said, standing in front of her silly vision.

So many questions, she could only turn and stare at the ground. She didn't have a tin hat, how embarrassing for her guest. "Why"

"Because sirens can actually kill you and are the leading case of death in Castle gown"

Oh shkt

"But Mai-"

"You killed your wife you fuckwit"

"AAAAAA k" a tear fell from her beady, berry eyes. Was that... Toothpa-

Tinrin's snapped her out of her fantastic day of school. "Ack what the hell is wrong with you, your wife is dead ffs"

Pulling out her script out of her gaping hole in her chest, she uttered out a "well, shit" but the shoe must go on this MasterCard of souls "Well guess it's time for the euthanasia :'D"

Grabbing the knife out of her unwashed hands and stabbing it into her egghead, she said "Bith me too" then fell to the floor.

Acklarmi just died.

They both died.

But then acklrmi realizes it was just a disguise, comes back, is yurusan but then falls in love with the onibi

But the onibi is aCTUALLY HER WHATWHATWHATWHAT

So she shows up at emi's door and dates her the end