Dashie x Donkey Kong

Chapter 1: the urge

Dashie was playing Mario Kart by himself in the middle of the night. He was very tired after recording a Mario maker episode. (F*CK UNDERWATER SH*TS!) He was playing as dry bones, and saw donkey Kong in front of him. "I SEE THAT MOTHAFUCKA RIGHT THERE! Wait...hold up..." Dashie said. "DONKEY BITCH ASS THICC AS FUCK!"
He felt an overwhelming sensation. He had fallen in love with donkey Kong, his sworn enemy.
Later that night after finishing Mario Kart, (and getting in SIXFTH because reasons.) he went to his bed. He noticed something strange. Rather than his usual yoshi waifu pillow (damn I'm strange.) he saw that instead of that, there was donkey Kong. Donkey Kong pulled something from his pocket. He pulled out a large, meaty, throbbing, hard, wet banana(PAUSE!!!!!!!!), and handed it to dashie.
"Satan told me you was touching the diugh last night while looking at my nude pics." Donkey Kong said in a seductive voice.
Dashie screamed. "OH FUCK NO THIS AINT HAPPENING!!!"
Dry bones (g-get it? Dry Bones...^.W^.) appeared in the room.
"Dashie, Why?" Dry bones said sadly. "Why did you do it?"
Jason then appeared. He grabbed dashie by the collar and said, "Stop touching the diugh while looking at donkey Kong when he is nude you understand????"
Dashie wanted to wake up if this was a dream, or nightmare. But it all seemed too real. Dashie checked the clock. 3AM? He needed to get some sleep but all these guys in his room were here. "Mah bois, can you, uh, go? I gotta sleep." Dashie said. "Yeah, sure. SLEEP. We get it." Donkey said.
Dashie took out a gun and shot those hoes. "That's it."
Dashie went to sleep, only to find himself waking up in his bed. It was a dream. Donkey Kong, Dry bones, and Jason had visited him In a dream. Dashie wanted death. He wouldn't be able to make a video for a while, since those mothafuckas would be sure in his dream every night. He knew it.