How you met:
He gets shipped to your house by your brother.
Pet names for you:
Yours for him: asshat, sweetie
His for you: cutie, babe, bitch
How they ask you out:
Straight forward
Dom or sub:
Dom duh
Your reaction when you see them get mad:
You laugh
Jealous:
"Run hoe"
They see you pole dancing:
Gets a boner and tried to make you fix it.
Best friend:
Yours- ghostface
His-Blade
