baby/grub!homestuck x parent!reader one shots

face paint-gamzee

*requested by theEnderSword *

You where told that raising a grub is completely different then raising a human child, did you listen?

Nope.

You thought that rasing a grub is the same as raising a human, Turns out its even harder then that.

Your son gamzee who is this adorable purple ish eyes and body and very messy hair loved to climb on things and drink your faygo that you always got in your fridge. Now it might not sound bad if he cant go to hard to reach places or cry when he drinks all the faygo and he rarely cries.

Lately hes gotten intrested in clowns. He always watches some tv show with clowns on it or his little eyes sparkle when he watches a diffrent show and a clown just walks in on screen all of a sudden.
He really likes clowns, you dont really care much about clowns personally.((unless u have a phobia of clowns then just pretend))

You walk home with more faygo you picked up from the store and walked inside. The baby sitter which you now regretted to hire was on the couch sleeping with the smell of vodka in the air "roxy!" You yelled,roxy the drunk babysitter snorts and wakes up sleepily "w-haaaaaat?" "You where supposed to be watching gamzee!" "I waaaazzz" roxy hiccups sitting up on your pretty (f/c) couch. You put the faygo down and went off to look for your son.

Theres no telling where he is or how long roxy had been out cold.
It didnt take you long to find him though, he was on your bedroom floor smothering his face in your make up to make himself look like a clown.
How on earth did he even get them?

You picked up the make up that gamzee didnt destroy and put it up,then you picked up gamzee and went to the bathroom to clean him up. He started to cry when you cleaned him off and walked to the living room with him still crying to find that roxy left.
You sat gamzee down and went to get him some faygo to make him feel better.

The next day you bought some face paint for him and you put it on for him.
He gave you lots of hugs after that.
Such a sweet little grub