bangtan dickheads
KingSockJin, dnd, Hobi☆, fatherof7, chiminiechim, kim.taehvung, Reaper
Reaper: hyung wtf is this
KingSockJin: you cant call me hyung and say something like that afterwards
KingSockJin: also this is exactly what it ischiminiechim: ok but who's dungeons and dragons
KingSockJin: ????
chiminiechim: dnd
KingSockJin: idk he was in our mutual friend list
Reaper: hyung are u fr u invited a rando???
kim.taehvung: why are we here
kim.taehvung: just to suffer??KingSockJin: stop with that meme, you can't keep saying it forever
kim.taehvung: I CAN AND I WILL
kim.taehvung: >:^(((((((fatherof7: But who's dnd?
KingSockJin: not even a hello to your boyfriend ouch
fatherof7: Hey babe <3
Reaper: oof keep ur gross lovey dovey stuff in dms
KingSockJin: u can't even get into any
chiminiechim: HARD BLOW HHHHHH
Hobi☆: when did i gte here??
kim.taehvung: no one knows what this chat is for
KingSockJin: well we didnt have a group chat with all of us in it, so i made one
Hobi☆: what abt the 'hoes' chat?
KingSockJin: joon lost admin perms and it went to someone else that wasn't even in the chat
chiminiechim: 'god land'?
KingSockJin: jk spammed the chat with 45 gifs of reaper doing his blossom thing and now the chat lags
Reaper: it's called death blossom not just blossom
kim.taehvung: 'succtown'?
KingSockJin: sorry what??
chiminiechim: babe that's just us
kim.taehvung: oh sorry
KingSockJin: ew
Reaper: ew x2
Hobi☆: ew x3
dnd: what the fuck
Hobi☆: me too
KingSockJin: @dnd who are you??
dnd: best guy
Hobi☆: it's yoongi
dnd: same thing
Hobi☆: u bet <33333
Reaper: absolutely disgusting
fatherof7: But why is your name "dnd"?
dnd: it means do not disturb
dnd: which u guys just did
dnd: excluding hobi because he smacked my armHobi☆: <3
chiminiechim: hyung no
chiminiechim: dnd means dungeons and dragonsdnd: no it means do not disturb
Hobi☆: sorry babe but dnd does mean dungeons and dragons
dnd: betrayed
dnd: by the man who put his dick in my ass last nightchiminiechim:
Reaper: hyungs wtf
Reaper: also i fuckin called it yoongi hyung's a bottomHobi☆: he's tiny and angry 23/7.... wht did u expect
kim.taehvung: what's the remaining hour for
Hobi☆: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Reaper: consider urself blocked and unfriended
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oof first chapter what's up
sorry for trash
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seven idiots and a chat ● bts
Humora collection of meme-filled, curse word ridden texts between seven idiots. gays included in packaging. ● there may or may not be a storyline. oops.