South Park Zodiacs

Scenario 5

Rumors

Stan:
Everyone had been gossping that Stan wanted to break up with Wendy, due to him having a slight crush on this other girl. But damn you hoped to Satan/God it was you.
"Heeeey (Y/N)" Wendy said with venom slipping out of your name.
"Um hey Wendick"
"Stop calling me that damnit!"
"Well what do you need?"
"You need to stop hanging with my boyfriend he's mine" She huffed.
"Yes, and how many times have you broken up with him?" You smirked.
"I-I didn't break up with him, he cheated on me!"
"Yes, and his family is completely normal" You said, she swung at you, but before she hit your face, you caught her hand.
"Woah what are you trying to do?" Wendy quickly looked behind you and smirked.
"STOP! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!" She said and 'struggled' against your hold, Stan came rushing up.
"(Y/N) What are you doing" Stan asked frantically holding the hand that touched the bitch Wendy.
"She tried to punch me!" You defended.
"No, I turned around at the wrong moment and I acidently hit her with my hand and now she's all mad, protect me Stan!" Wendy 'cried' Stan looked at you and back at her and sighed. He have you a dissapointed look and Wendy latched onto his arm. Everyone else had sympathy for Wendy, and you were told off by many of the girls. You rolled your eyes, when a voice stopped you.
"I saw everything, I can help"

Kyle:
Ever since that accidental kiss, everyone is saying you and Kyle are secretly together. Bebe walked up to you with.
"What the fuck do you think your doing"
"What do you mean?" You asked clearly tired of her already
"I love Kyle more than you, so just stop and let me have him!" She screeched and got close to your face.
"Hold up, brush your teeth it smells like dick" You said, Bebe gritted her teeth and stormed off.

Kenny:
You looked out the window of the bus, everything was good, and you even loved the rumors that spread like wild fire. Everyone thought you and Kenny were an item, and no one stood up to you saying 'no' which you loved happily.

Craig:
You say down in your seat. Everyone in class looked at you and whispered.
"Okay children settle down" Mr.Garrison said, damn how long have you had this exact same teacher?
"Okay children how was your weekend, also tell us something intresting" Were we in preeschool or what!? Bebe raised her hand.
"Yes Bebe"
"(Y/N) and Craig are dating" My mouth opened a small bit, I looked at Craig who flipped Bebe off. What the fuck Bebe, you thought as class happened as per usual.

Clyde:
Nicole broke up with Clyde, thank god.
"Hey Clyde" You greeted he smiled at you and winked, sending you into a frenzy of smiles, well in your imagination.
"So, I heard the bad news, between you and Nicole, anyone you wanna date next" You said trying to sound like you didn't care if he said so it not.
"Well yeah" And frenzy just went off.
"Who"
"Pft, I'm telling them on Monday" You nodded and waved good bye and headed off to class