Dumbledore stared into Snape's black, beady eyes. Snape stared into Dumbledore's magnificent, sparkly beard. All of a sudden, Harry pushed a jar of sparkles onto Snape's greasy hair. The office was filled with sparkles! Sparkles here, there, in Snape's hair! There was a LOT of screaming. Harry was screaming. Dumbledore was screaming. Snape was screaming. Then a cat walked into the room. The cat had ODD markings that looked like glasses around it's eyes. It appeared to be chasing a beetle with odd markings around IT'S eyes. And then the cat ate the beetle. Sooooo.... McGonagall ate Rita Skeeter.
The End.
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A Harry Potter Fan Fiction With Really Weird Ships *COMPLETED*
FanfictionALRIGHT LISTEN UP. This will be a Fan Fiction of Harry Potter Ships. They WILL be weird. They WILL not be pretty. They WILL probably burn your eyes. Now remember... I. WARNED. YOU. Alright have fun! Also Harry Potter does not belong to me. Bai!
