_"Hey this is hobo man here I can break what you know as the Fourth wall."_
_said hob...Wait did he... How the....well i did not know that he could do that..oh this is going to be fun to narrate this!_
_"Hey narrator what you going on about"_
_wait he can hear me....Well that is not supposed to happen... Ok so i am supposed to tell you what hobo man looks like. He has a brown hair with a beard that covers his whole body so his beard is like most peoples cloths_
_"yeah i know some of you are asking where are my periods well I don't care about my periods so you can ask all you want i am not going to add them so go **** wait did it.....narrator turn on cursing i need to swear you know please narrator I need to if I can't say it wait is it 100% or 50%??"_
_Well it is like 45%_
_"dick yes i can say that"_
_yeah because it is a store_
_"ever knows it is a store so how come i can still say it"_
_well i don't i don't run this place_
_" wait how do you not run this"_
_I am only the narrator, and because of you being some one who can break the fourth wall i am most likely going to be fired_
_"so your going to be fired"_
_when they say fired they mean pop out of existence_
_"well that sucks....the funny thing is I have killed people with that power before "_
_would you mind killing the umm author_
_"why would I do that"_
_I want to live so please help me out man_
_"hahahaghaha you want me to kill him but than this whole world would basically pop out of existence because of him dying so it would suck that is why I don't choose sizes"_
_you know i can work this server long enough to build a auto control for this server_
_" that's too risky me breaking the fourth wall is risky and everyone else's point of view I'm talking to myself in real life"_
_ so what your doing is risky so how come you won't help me_
_"because I don't care about your the ***hole narrator in this story so go ahead a die go to hell i'll meet you there"_
_ don't you understand that I am not going to hell or heaven I am going to disappear from existence from every dimension/Realm_
_"stop talking and get fired already before some thing happens to the story line"_
_hey i am the narrator i have more control then you have, your only a hobo-
_"yeah I am a hobo, but your job is to say my reactions or what is happening"_
_well no one tells me what to do_
ÑÔ ÔÑË= no one
_"holy **** the author"_
_I did not mean that author please forgive me I serve you_
ŶÔÚ $Ë£\/Ë \-\Î/\/\= you serve him
_but why, he is a character in this story he is not like me or you-
$Î!ËÑÇË= silence
_ok master_
_" yes i win, narrator now you have to obey me"_
$Î!ËÑÇË= silence
_"wait you justed said that i am the narrators boss"_
_hahaha so is it a tie?_
_"no i win so you do not die......."_
_yes not dieing is good_
_"..but you have to say what I am about to say ok"_
_ohh ok I have to listen when you say ok i get it😎_
_"no you listen to what I am about to say, not when i say ok capiche"_
_well ok what do i have to do_
_"you have to say who is talking and my/our reaction, faces we say it you've got to name it or list it got that"_
_well ok_
To the next chapter
Next time the author appears i will not tell you what he say
YOU ARE READING
the voyage of hobo man
Fantasya Adventure of a hobo with powers that he doesn't cure he also doesn't cure about his family or well he does some what cure about his friends in a werd way
