the voyage of hobo man

hobo man part two (new beginnings)

-€ means the narrator is talking

"Ok now that the narrator is on my side he will help and tell his opinion when he whats to"said hobo

-€ The hobo is right, I am like a slave now and he can not here me, ok now let's get back to the story

"Hey........"said hobo

-€ A gunshot can be heard

-€ A lot of f***ing blood can be seen' as a hole appeared in hobo man chest about about 2 inch radius, hobo is about 6 ft, all of this happens while he's falling

"Oh god dam, wait that did not hurt as bad as I thought it did"said hobo

-€ hey that was smart you said dam as in the beaver dam not the cuss word so you.....wait WTF the hole in his chest is gone

" yeah you f***ing narrator I have healing powers.....dude how did you not know that, your the narrator" said the a**hole hobo

€ um a man in torn blue jeans Through the holes you can see some of his skin, it looks lizard like but like a black lizard, also he has a hoodie with the main colour beening red with a blue stripe going from the top of the hood to the bottom of the hood on both arms with the hoodie up with two pistols one in each hand so that they are both pointed to hobo man

Hobo starts getting up "hey blood shot you come to visit or you shoting at a bug on my back"hobo said

€ so the guy with the hoodie is blood shot, wait i should have known that it says blood shot in black on his hoodie

"Can i say both old friend" blood shot says

€ blood shot starts shoting he shots 23 in all, but when he ran out bullets he through the guns backwards in the air than he pulled a Thompson for under his hoodie he shots the 20 bullets all the bullets hit his d***, than he sides it on the left side right under one of the holes in his pants, after taking the clip out he pulls the another Thompson and starts shooting at hobo's left lag, while blood shot is shooting a clip for a Thompson fall from the hole in his pants and fall right in the other Thompson some how reloading it,so he throws the 2nd Thompson like he did with the pistols, the first Thompson he picks up form his lag and starts shoting at hobo's right lag, when blood shot runs out of ammo he throws the Thompson backwards in the air (like he did with the pistols), some how he pulls out a double barrel shotgun then shoots hobo in the left arm, then shoots hobo in the right arm he throws the double barrel shotgun into hobo man's face, knocking hobo out

€ (all of that happened in about 13 seconds )

€ blood shot starts pulling out a knife form his shoe and walking to hobo mans body and head just sitting there

€ (hobo's point of view ) two pistols start shooting his chest but he is ok, then he starts getting shot in the d*** then both legs by a Thompson which cut off his waste then a shotgun shots him in both arms before he can heal.... that is were we are

€ blood shot cuts of hobo's head as he is hold hobo's head he says

"Be renewed old friend become a new friend" saying blood shot

€ blood shot stabs man in the brain for some reason..... Then he puts it on the ground and starts calling his crew

€ it has been about 2.5 minutes hobo is all healed except his memories so blood shot says this

" you are hobo man, you are the oldest one in our group, you can drink, you have healing power if you did not notice, you can also so ======= =====, but the views do not know that, you alone can break the 4th wall, I know about it but can not break it presay if you need to know something let me know ok" blood shot says to hobo man

"Ummm my name is hobo man correct?" Hobo man asks

"Yes you are" blood shot says in a comforting voice

" have I lost my virginity" said hobo

€ LMAO

"Well i'm alive so yeah you have" says blood shot

"who are you" hobo man asks as if he was a little kid

" I am blood shot I have healing powers but there not as good as yours, also I am half dragon that is why I have black scales and wings, if I want to I can make fire at will"

€ well don't get him mad

€ about 20 minutes went by with all of that and 3 poeple show up

€ the one on the left looks like a big eagel when i say big he is about 6.5 feet and a grease jacket on, the jacket has two cuts in the back for his wings, he normally stands on two feet

€ the one in the middle looks like a lion Soldier standing at about 7.8 feet tall. and stands on 2 feet with a green shirt with 4 badges with all the buttons broken so that you can see a six pack (abs), also has blue jeans

€ the on one the right looks like a cat, raccoon high breed, about 7 foot on the dot, stands on 2 feet, with no clothes, he look like a reccoon but the grey on most reccoons is not there a yellow ish colour replaces the grey stripes

€ all three of them are walking towards hobo/blood shot and the one on the left trips and falls on his beak

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