That's So Gay Is So Yesterday

Episode Four

"Wow I can't believe that Maddie's dad fell for that." Lainee laughed as she left Maddie's house with Emma.
"Yeah, but I do feel kinda bad for lying. But, I guess saying Maddie got a concussion from tripping is better then saying: hey, your kid got hit in the head with a can of soup because we're actually a group of superheroes." Emma gestured with her hands as she spoke.
"Yeah, really. Will, you can come out now if you want, Maddie is inside." Lainee called while looking for the deer.
"I'm here, how'd it go?" Will asked, popping out from behind a car.
"Good, I'll tell you while we walk." Lainee glanced around to make sure they were alone.

"So then Maddie's dad said: how did she get this hurt from tripping? And, I said that Maddie fell three times so it's understandable." Lainee blabbered on.
"Wow, you know I'm surprised this is the first time one of us ever got so hurt we needed to go to the hospital." Will admitted. "I'm surprised no one is concerned that a ten year old is fighting crime." Emma noted.
"Hey, I got a text. There's another crime happening right now." Lainee gasped as she looked at her phone.
"Really? What's going on?"
"It's the worst crime possible, and you can be fined up to $78." Lainee said, her voice uneven.
"Not jaywalking!" Emma gasped.
"I'm afraid so." Lainee shook her head.
"We'd better get in costume, Morgan will be here with the van any second.

Arriving at the scene of the crime, the Gay Squad minis Maddie was horrified at the sight. People were crossing the street just meters away from the crosswalk. "We'd better get to work, Gay Squad." Bi Guy called.
"Together, together, together!"Queer Deer and Social Anxiety yelled back. "Excuse me, but do you know that you are breaking a law?"Queer Deer asked a young woman.
"Am I really? I didn't know." The woman looked apologetic. "Nonsense."Queer Deer screamed while Bi Guy smacked the woman unconscious.
"Is this really necessary?" A small boy, presumably the woman's son asked. "Yes, it is." Social Anxiety wrote a ticket up as
"If this ever happens again, you will both get a life sentence in prison."Bi Guy warned as Social Anxiety handed the sniffling boy the ticket.

By now, everyone had already crossed the street and the Gay Squad's work was done. But then, something terrible happened.
"Look, a gang."Queer Deer pointed his hoof at three boys. The boys each had a bike and their helmets were unbuckled. But, the worst crime was that when they got to the cross walk, they biked over the cross walk instead of walking their bikes.
"That is not okay. Social Anxiety gasped.
"Stop gang members." Bi Guy commanded
"You can't tell me what to do you losers." One boy laughed and speed away.
"Looks like we have to do this the hard way." Bi Guy shook her head before running after the boys.
The rest of the Gay Squad followed behind Bi Guy, until Will took the lead. The gang was biking as fast as they could, laughing and looking behind them as the Gay Squad struggled to catch up.
"It's no use, they're too fast, even for Will." Social Anxiety noted.
"Justice will catch up to them."Queer Deer nodded his head towards a busy intersection.
Sure enough, the boys were forced to stop in order to not be hit by cars.
"Now's our chance." Bi Guy yelled as the Gay Squad caught up to the gang. 
"You three are in big trouble." Social Anxiety.
"What are you going to do? Slap us?" One boy make a snarky face.                   "Yes, actually."Bi Guy smiled.                   With that, Bi Guy slapped two of the boys off their bikes.                                     "How are you so strong?" The one boy who hadn't been hit yet asked.                 "I do this a lot." Bi Guy shrugged
"Guys get up, we need to g-"The boy who hadn't been hit stopped half way through his last word.                                 One boy had a large cut down his face that was bleeding none stop. The other boy was in shock at the sight of his friend.                                                             "What the hell?"The boy gasped.             "We stopped the gang!" Queer Deer stomped his hoofs happily.
"Yeah!" Bi Guy and Social Anxiety said in unison.
"We're not a gang." The boy with a cut cried.
"Sure thing bud."Social Anxiety shocked her head.
"Well guys, I'd say that this was a super successful day." Bi Guy put her hands on her hips.
"Agreed." Queer Deer nodded.
With that, the friends crossed the street, talking and laughing all the way.