One Direction.Hugots and Jokes (Taglish)

Part 2

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
* Louis stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Louis  you think you're stupid?"
Louis : "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

*hahah lol

Harry: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
Harry: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
Harry: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
Harry: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
Harry : No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
Harry : Let me ask another one.If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
Harry : No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
Harry : No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
Harry : If there's a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
Harry:No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday
party.

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