Ugly Bitch (Marie Dok x Nile river one-shot)

Nile River Slut

It was a beautiful day for Pieck.
She was killing kidnapped Eldian women in the circus.

Pieck was using her titan form.
She had a cage on the saddle on her back.
The cage had bitches in it.

With bars that made gaps that were big enough to shake the bitches out.

There was one woman with straw hair that caught her attention.

And phew did she smell terrible!
Even from 6 feet away!
Her hair was disgusting.
Her face was ugly but everyone thought it was beautiful.
Her skin was oily.

Pieck didn't like the look of her.

Marie saw the look in Pieck' s eye.

She knew she was next.

Marie tried to run as fast as she can.
But Pieck kept catching up!

Marie realized she was running to the river.

She suddenly heard 8 words speak with a scary voice.

"It's hard to run in a dress!"

And then Marie realized it was the titan chasing after her!

She felt a heavy weight push her into the Nile Dok River.
Her spine broke.
Her ribs were crushed.
Her insides were destroyed.
Blood splashed everywhere.
Pieck could see Marie's disgusting hair flow in the wind as she knew that Marie was dead.

As Marie wished she could have Erwin,She saw Erwin and Levi and saw them kissing near by.

No!,Marie said as she died.

Pieck laughed in her titan form.
Because she did a good job.

She galloped off to kill more bitches.

What Pieck didn't notice that the Nile Dok river fell in love with Marie.

The Nile crocs celebrated at the Nile Dok river fell in love with Marie.

Marie became a wooden tree branch,
And Marie the tree branch and the Nile Dok river became a couple.

One year later,Reiner Braun ran over to the Nile Dok river and Marie the tree branch in his armored titan form.

He looked at Marie The Tree branch.

And thought,"Damn!That's one ugly as tree branch!"

Reiner hated that Marie Tree Branch.
And gave it a kick,And Marie The Tree Branch was knocked off her roots.
She died again.
And the Nile Dok river was alone and happy.

And after that day,Reiner was telling Gabi a goodnight story.

"Nile Dok heard Pieck trapped Marie.",He said with a laugh because it was so funny."Now Nile is coming on his horse to help save Marie.Pieck captures Nile,And Marie was caught too!But Then Marie crashes and dies!
A Great Happy Ending!"

The End.