His dirty pick up line

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Zayn:"I lost my virginity can I have yours?"

Harry:"you're just like my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house "

Liam:"I'm no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight "

Louis:"do you work at subway? cause you gave me a footlong "

Niall: "are your legs nutella? cause I'd spread them "

Triple Update!!!! btw here's my pick up line, I made it up btw

Hey are you flappy Bird? cause I'd tap you all night

yep that's how I get da guys B)

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