Right now I'm gonna talk.about why I don't ship me and Eren.Don't be a wise ads if you ship it,Because you're learning it from my perspective but you can keep your ship.
'Cause I'm talking about those people.1.Eren is a child and his brain is not completely developed,And I'm a grown mature man.Why would I want to put up with a lover with a brain of a child?
2.He knows my pain,But he doesn't care about my sorrows.So who wants a lover who wouldn't care if you're suffering from loss from a death of a loved one or a close friend you never got to know?
3.A lot of Ereri shoppers think me and Eren are in some sort of relationship in canon in which Hajime did not and I REPEAT DID NOT CONFIRM!But they confirm it themselves.And if me and Eren in a relationship,Erwin isn't selfish but he will order me to dump him because it will put the deaths on hundreds of soldiers because the widows,Parents and orphans will suffer under a dark depression.
Even if Erwin ordered me to dump Eren,It's not because of shipping,It's because he's a smart man and he knows what will happen if I selfishly sold my body for love.4.Stop trying to convince us to like a ship we don't like!
"Erwin is dead!""Eren and Mikasa are brother and sister!" "Levi can't stand a bit about Hanji!""Ereri is canon!""Armin' s only a friend!""Erwin and Levi hate each other look at ACWNR!"
First of all,It isn't me or Eren that made me hate this ship.It's the fact that you people who acted like we murdered someone comment on amvs,Fanpage posts and try and discourage us from being a fan of a ship you don't like,Ignoring the part that this anime is a "Military Anime" not about romance!
So stop pushing your fictional ship just to discourage us from shipping pairings you hate!5.Ereri shippers hate on characters such as Erwin,Mikasa,Petra and including Hanji and many more just because they get in the way of their fictional ship.
And it's a stupid reason to hate a character that is fictional.6.They treat Mikasa fans and Erwin fans like they just murdered their friend just because they're defending them by proving them wrong about facts they got wrong.
7.On Instagram about Japan's attack on titan character popularity poll,Erwin was the 2nd most popular in Japan while I'm at first.
And here's the problem,
The ereri shippers were bashing eruri in the comment section just because Erwin gets in the way.
Poor babies because the Japanese aren't found of their ship.And to be honest,The Japanese are fond of Eremika,Eruri and Levihan.
Because they read the manga and not get upset over a ship because this is what manga is for:
"Reading Manga Is A Popular Way To Relax."9.They wanted to murder Caitleen Glass,Petra's English dubbed voice actress.Do you want to enjoy your favorite anime?
Or do you want to sit in a cell?
'Cause if you take the life of another individual,There will be consequences.10.The Fans are totally disrespectful towards Hajime and his staff just because of that scene of Eren and Mikasa and the live action film.
And not everyone who pisses and moans about the live action film are ereri shippers.
But the fact he approved of Eremika because Eren x Mikasa is canon in the live action film
And Hajime was involved in the making of the Live Action Films.
And that is cruel to the man who created the manga we enjoy.11.They think Me and Eren represent the wings of freedom just because I am the strength and Eren is hope.
In which I have to disagree.
Because the Wings of Freedom is a military emblem of the Survey Corps,Not a Religious symbol.
The Yin-Yang is a religious symbol that symbolizes "Light and Darkness".
I have a theory on the what the wings of freedom symbolizes.
The white wing represents the humans,And the blue wing represents the titans.
And to take back freedom that was stolen by the titans.12.Attack on titan is too depressing some of them say but they're shipping two characters from the anime.
Yes it maybe depressing,But if they're hating the story where their two beloved characters are from,If they're gonna be that way,Then they shouldn't be watching the anime or reading the manga in the 1st place!
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Why I Hate Ereri
FanfictionJust a short summary of why I dislike Ereri because a ereri fangirl called me a sad man for hating a ship