The Real Truth

p r o l o g u e

"I love being an army!"
"They cleared my acne"
"MY EYES ARE BLESSED IM SHOOK FIGHT ME"
These are things I've heard so damn many times. But...they don't know the truth.

I know what you're thinking, that this is gonna be one of those fanfictions where Yoongi is a mass murderer, or Jungkook is an abusive dick head etc... But it's not...this is my story.

My story is different. No I'm not a makeup artist or employee for bighit, no I'm not a "life long friend", no I'm not someone I ran into in the street and fell in love at first sight! That shit is for losers that care about egotistical, stuck up boys who just happened to get lucky.

I simply saw "BTS" on the TV once. Ha! Kinda lame right?! You can just tell by the way they look at their fans that they're so head over heels for themselves, but that's not what army thinks is it?! Army only see the "twinkle in Jimins eye" and "the beauty of Jins aesthetic sock!" etc... Well, not me. That sappy shit makes me sick.

I'm Maya. A 19 year old girl who really can't be arsed with anyone's shit. When I was 13 I moved out the house with my 7 year old sister, Judy, due to an alcoholic mother, and a severe case of Piss-off-itis.

I found a nearby flat that was being sold, and explained my situation. I got let off the hook and actually owned the keys in a days time.

Me and Judy actually get along pretty well too! She doesn't have many friends so we stick together.

Little does she know that she caused me all the pain of Bangtansoyenbastards...

*Author's note*

Eyo ladies and gentlemen! First time with Kate?! (Thats me). I'm the hardest a hard Stan army can be, so of course I care and love bangtan dearly. Don't take offense to whatever I say in this book please!

I want you to also know, I've re written this FIVE TIMES. Wattpad decided to be a sassy little bitch today.

Anywho. ENJOYYYY

(Also, thanks to Elizabeth for the cover!!!!)