You Want Me To Wear What?! -Homestuck x Reader LEMONS-

Day 2 - A Slime Pie Seller...?

(Imagine the dress in the image above is purple... I couldn't find any that were purple ;-;)

Day 2

You wake up from a long nights rest by the sound of your Trollian going off, you get out from your recuperacoon and check the unknown messages.

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling chumHandle [CH]

GA: (Y/n) I Will Be Coming Over Shortly With The Outfit Of The Day

GA: (Y/n) I'm At Your Hive Now

GA: Are You Awake

GA: (Y/n)

GA: Can't You Hear Me Banging On The Door

GA: If You Don't Come Soon I Will Leave The Clothes At Your Door

CH: Sorry Kanaya! I was asleep!

CH: I'll be there in a second!

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased trolling chumHandle [CH]

You close your Trollian and run to your door, almost tripping over your belongings. You quickly open the door to see an unimpressed Kanaya, "Sorry... Kanaya..." You pant.

Kanaya's expression changes once she gets a look at you, "(Y/n) You're Covered In Sopor Slime"

Your mouth gapes open in realisation, you blush a slight (b/c) at your current state. "Sorry 'bout that Kan, anyway, do you have the outfit?" Kanaya gives you a small smile accompanied with a giggle.

"I Do," She goes to hand you the outfit but stops, "Maybe I Should Hold Onto This Until You're Clean"

You apologize once more and grab a hand towel, you start to wipe yourself off, Kanaya sits down on your couch with the outfit in her hands. Once you're clean you go back to Kanaya, she gives you the outfit and watches as your expression changes.

"Kan what the actual fuck!?" You hold the purple dress up in the air, accessories dangle from the coat hanger, "What even is it supposed to be?! Some sort of circus act?!"

"Close Its More Like A Slime Pie Seller At A Circus... Like A Human Cigarette Seller From The Old Days" Kanaya responds.

The answer clicks in your mind, "Gamzee!?"

"Well I'm Surprised You Got It On The First Try I Couldn't Exactly Think Of Anything For Him Because Everything I Thought Of Was Too Easy" Kanaya smirks, "Oh And Don't Forget The Lingerie Over There"

"Kan... Oh my God... You put way too much thought into this..." You blushed more looking at the matching purple lingerie.

"Well Since You Now Know Who To Pail I Will Take My Leave" Kanaya says standing up.

You burry your face into the outfit, "Kanaya don't remind me!" You blush more.

Kanaya looks down at you and smirks, "Don't Give Me That I Know You Love It" She gives you a pat on the head and makes her way to the door. "Bye (Y/n)" She smirks, closing the door behind her.

You sigh and open up your Trollian to message today's unsuspecting victim...

chumHandle [CH] began trolling terminallyCapricious [TC]

CH: Hey Gamzee!

CH: Wanna hang out today?

TC: HeY sIs.

TC: I sUrE wOuLd AlL uP aNd LiKe To SpEnD sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE wItH yOu.

CH: Great! When should I come over?