Batman x Joker Batsy come and get me

Visitor For The Joker

Batman P.O.V

Joker,Harley, and his thugs was now in arkham asylum where they belong I walked into the batcave taking off my Bat suit putting on my robe and I saw Alfred " welcome back Mr. Wayne how can I be a serve to you" he said I glare at my watch " just get me my white suit for tonight's party" he nodded and walked away.

I took a quick shower and putted on my suit looking in the full body mirror liking my look and walked to the limo and got in Alfred drove to the party I got out and heard people screaming and clapping yelling my name I waved with a fake smile and made it inside the building.

I shook hands,drank wine,ate,talked,and laughed for about four or five hours till I got bored and called Alfred after waiting for an hour he was here I got into the limo and unbuttoned my suit jacket and untied my tie I looked out of the window and saw the bat signal was on.

" Alfred speed up " " yes sir " Alfred speed up and we made it into the batcave I threw off my white suit and putted on my bat suit jumping into my batmobile driving to where the light is I head up onto the building but I didn't see commissioner Gordon I saw Harley Quinn instead " hey bat brains Mr.J wanted to let you know he said thank you for putting into the arkham asylum where his plan is working out great" the blond headed girl laughed and jumped off the roof.

I groaned and got into my batmobile speeding off to the arkham asylum when I got there I saw two guards was knocked out I walked into the arkham asylum to be met with joker and his crew " hiiii basty welcome back hahahaha" if only I could kiss him and mess his head up more " what are you planning joker" I said glaring at him.

" Just want to have some fun batie " he said jumping onto me making fall to the floor " batsy let's have some fun shall we " joker said licking my face where my mask isn't covering my skin I pushed him off me kicking him in his ribs and punching in the face and throwing my batarang at his thugs kicking and throwing them in their cells locking them.

" this isn't fair basty I should of won this time " the joker actually looked sad and hate he jumped up and jumped onto me wrapping his arms around my neck and legs around my waist " I hate you basty" he said kissing me this time on the lips which I returned " do you hate me too" " I hate you too joker " he smiled and laughed.

I cuffed him and putted him over my shoulder " basty taking me with him hrhehehe" I walked to the batmobile putting him inside speeding off to the batcave it wasn't a quite drove back because of joker laughter.