Tzuyu: Babe...
Sana: Yeep?
Tzuyu: I need to talk you...
Sana: I didn't do something wrong again, didn't I?
Tzuyu: No no... it's about me..
Sana: What about you, baby?~
Tzuyu: I need to tell you something....
Sana: Please don't break up with me...Tzuyu: I won't. Just let me finish first.
Sana: Oh okaay...
Tzuyu: Babe...
Tzuyu: Uh....
Tzuyu: I'm pregnant...
[After a couple minutes]
Sana: WHAT. HOW.
Sana: TZUYU. WHO'S THE MOTHER?!
Sana: Or father.... ?
Tzuyu: It's....
Tzuyu: Just a joke babe. 😂
Sana: YOU...
Sana: I PANICKED OH MY GOSH
Tzuyu: Why would you panick thoo? You think i'll cheat on you? With a guy? Ew no thanks.
Sana: I mean.. you could be straight anytime...
Tzuyu: And you think i'll be able to get pregnant with a girl? Unnie -_-
Sana: Okay, I'm sorry. But it can happen now you know...
Tzuyu: Sana, I love you. Like seriously love you. I'm serious that I loved you in the first place. I love you so much. Don't ever think I don't love you.
Sana: Yeees babe 😂 I get it. You love me. I know that. And I love you more~
Tzuyu: Thanks for the love :)
Sana: Tzuyu!
Tzuyu: I mean... I love you more than anything 💕
Sana: That's what I like ;) Do you love me more than Gucci now?
Tzuyu: Nuh-uh, never.
Sana: Wow thanks.
Tzuyu: But I love you though 😋 That's enough.
Sana: I'm really going to attack you.
Tzuyu: Oh no! I'm so scared!
Sana: Don't you use sarcasm on me, Chou Tzuyu.
Tzuyu: Oh no... you're really fuming mad. I'm sorry 😭
Sana: Awww don't cry babyy~ Comee, i'll cuddle you <3
Tzuyu: Where are you?
Sana: Behind you. Look back.
Tzuyu: Are you sure i'm the one infront of you? Because i'm in the toilet doing some business °-°
Sana: Uh yeah i'm sure. This looks exactly like you. And i can see you looking down on your phone. C'mon Tzuyu look back noow.
Tzuyu: Don't you know the things that happens in horror movies? The things that a ghost does, copying people's appearances.
Sana: Tzuyu, stop, you're scaring me. Just face me.
Tzuyu: I really am in the toilet right now. You want proof?
Sana: Uh no thanks, i'm good. Just turn around.
Tzuyu: I can literally see a wall at my back.
Sana: Then who's this...?
Tzuyu: I don't know. One of the unnies?
Sana: How? It looks exactly like you from the back. Do you have a twin?
Tzuyu: Uhm no i don't.
Sana: This is getting scarier. I'm going to where you are. And i mean the real you.
Tzuyu: I'm in the toilet. With my business. BUT DON'T GO.
Sana: Why? YOU WANT ME TO DIE HERE?
Tzuyu: Don't go... because...
Sana: Because what? Faster! I'm scared i think "she's" turning around very slowly...
Sana: Tzuyu! Answer meee!
Sana: she's halfway into facing me.... it really looks like you.
Sana: Okay i'm scared. BYE
[After Sana ran away]
Tzuyu: HAHAHA WAIT HEEEY BABE COME BACK.
Sana: What do you mean come back? To that ghost who looks like you? NO WAY.
Tzuyu: ITS MEEE.
Sana: But you said you were on the toilet....
Tzuyu: And you believed me. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE HAHAHA
Sana: I HATE YOU.
Tzuyu: I'm sorryy. But really that was funny 😂
Sana: As long as you're having fun, i'll go with it.
Tzuyu: Aww babe, i'm sorry okaay?
Sana: I forgive you. Just don't do it again :'( I hate ghosts.
Tzuyu: I won't, I promise 💕 Now come here, i'll be the one to cuddle you this time.
Sana: No pranks, okay? :(
Tzuyu: No pranks 😊
Sana: Okiee then 💕
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A/N:
Just a random update :) Because I'm happy these past days 😸 That's all. As always, i'm thankful for all the readers 💓
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SaTzu Text // Narrative (discontinued ?¿)
Hayran KurguJust some text messages between Sana and Tzuyu. A lot of narrative parts too. Warning: Some chapters are Rated [M]