Baba Yaga (Male!Assassin!Reader x Revy(black lagoon))

Chapter 3

All could see was my girlfriends face images flashing about the times we had together and the dog she gave me. I was thinking about that night when they broke in, stole my car, and killed my dog, Daisy. Glass shattering, the feeling of a cold, steel, bat hitting my ribs I remember it all. The images speeding up and the only thing I saw last was a necklace and a collar then I opened my eyes. I raised up and looked to my left and saw Revy she was asleep and like 75% naked and I was half-naked.

I heard a loud noise downstairs sounded like glass breaking I got my gun, put on a t-shirt, went to the top of the stairs, and saw 13 men with balaclavas and armed with pistols. I knew this wasnt gonna end without bloodshed.

I left the guy I beat the crap out of with my hands alive "Who are you and why are you here" he grunted "Fuck you" I put the my gun to his head "Wrong choice of words now tell me...who your boss is" he sighed "We work for Tai Feng" of course "Chinese mafia? Well heres a message for your boss" then I pulled the trigger. I then heard the doorbell ring I hid my gun behind me and opened the door it was Jimmy probably a noise complaint "Evening (Y/N)" "Hey Jimmy...noise complaint?" He nodded while saying "Noise complaint" then he leaned and saw the guy I killed with a knife. He took his hat off "You uh working again (Y/N)?" "In a way... yeah" "Well Ill leave you to it......Night (Y/N)" "Night Jimmy" then I closed the door. Then I hear someone walking downstairs it was Benny,Dutch,and Rock "The hell happened here?"Dutch asked "Break in" I grabbed my phone from the room and dialed the number "This is (L/N)......Yes (Y/N) (L/N) Id like to make a dinner reservation for 13" then I got some coins from my wallet and waited then the doorbell rang again. "Hey (Y/N)!! These guys your friends!?" I heard Benny yell I went downstairs grabbed the coins and gave them to them "Good to see ya  (Y/N)" they started cleaning up bodies, evidence, everything. "So does happen on a daily basis?" Rock asked "Pretty much.....itll take about an hour to clean up.

They left then I went back upstairs to see...Revy still sleeping? Weird but okay I got in beside her but I heard her mumble something "I love you (Y/N)" I ding expect Revy to think of things that way. But I guess in a way I like her too shes hot, a gunslinger, and a drunkard.......just like me! Maybe a relationship wouldnt be so bad with her. While laying down I felt Revy curl up to me.I softly chuckled and said "I love you too Revy". And I drifted off to sleep.

*In a soothing Irish voice* And there it is another bloody,comedic,chapter hope you enjoyed.