Funny text messages

The Football Game

"A kid got arrested at the football game last night 😂😂😂"
Me: Who?
"***** ****"
"I made slime today with my friend **** ****"
"I made slime today with my friend and he hit **** ****"
Me: I doubt it
"You doubt what"
Me: That he got arrested
"He did"
Me: Ok. Then prove it
"Make me"
Me: Don't be a brat. I'm saying I won't believe it till you prove it
"How about you"
Me: I'm not your getting mad over nothing
"Shut up"
Me: Um.........Let's see........If it makes you feel better about your self then ok. Just at least I'm not a lire
"Yeah u r to a lire"
Me: Nah. I tell the truth
"Whatever"
Me: And how would you know that it was ***** **** and he hit **** ****? How would you know all of that information?
"Because my friend told me"
Me: Who? Because what you told me it sounds like you where there.
"It is not ur problem to deal with"
Me: Nor is it yours. "Neither is it your problem"
"Shut up"
Me: Your just mad because you lied.