CLICKBAIT! ( ZODIAC SIGNS. )

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The Signs As Pickup Lines.

Aries: i was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Taurus: damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

Gemini: is your dad a terrorist? because you are the bomb.

Cancer: do you have a map? i'm getting lost in your eyes.

Leo: are you netflix? because I could watch you for hours.

Virgo: are you a bank loan? because you've got my interest.

Libra: do you work at starbucks? because I like you a latte.

Scorpio: i'm not staring at your boobs, i'm staring at your heart.

Sagittarius: do you smoke pot? because weed be cute together.

Capricorn: are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got fine written all over you.

Aquarius: if you were a booger i'd pick you first.

Pisces: are you a camera? because every time I look at you, I smile