"Domi can Fly" Rek says to the magic Rock Wizard, (Rek has on footy pajamas, and The rock wizard has a face made out of sharpy)
The Magic Rock Wizard slowly strokes his Mighty Rock body
*The Ground Starts too Shake Violently*
"Woah, Frack My Stacks!" Rek jolts up in a way that is very soothing and utters a very subtle but sensual sight of relief.
*A tree begins to split open and Inside the tree YzarcGaming emerges, in a Purple Clothed Robe*
"Thou Shall Not Hurt My Rock Wizard Boy" Yzarc says as she slowly floats to ground level eyeing down Rek in his Banana Flavored footy pajamas.
Rek slowly backs away scared that his butt might be touched, but he would actually be completely okay, if his butt was touched right now tbh.
BUZZZZz.
BUZZZZZZ...
BBBBUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ....
A bee flys down from the sky, and lands on Reks shoulders "Dont Fcuk With my Wife"
Rek Jumps remembering his irrational fear of things landing on his shoulder.
"Why are you in my mystical Sanctum of Jumpscares and Outlast?" Yzarc Asks
Rek begins to answer as a red dyed Deer jumps out of a bush and says "Wait, Wait"
Everyone begins to stare at the deer, even the somehow talking Bee, and they all in complete unison say, "Ohh DEER!"
(Take a moment, and facepalm because that joke was so bad, and i also feel bad)
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Everyone sits down at the campfire that was just placed in the middle of the Sanctum, because fcuking story reasons.
"Soo lemme get this straight, your a Bee who is married To the Purple Yzarc tree, and you are a talking Deer who is also shipped with me?" -Rek
The Deer attempts to clap aggreing with what Rek says, until Bee buzzes into the center of the campfire circle,
"FCUKING WAIT, MY WIFEY HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME" -BEE
Everyone shocked in disbelief listen in what BEE has too say, but until then we will go to our quick commercial break, sponsored by Old Spice Body Wash,
*Fade to Black*
OLDD SPICE BODDDDY WASSSHHHH
*Fade In to the set of Dr. Kah*
"So now tell me how..." -Kah
"SHUT YO FACE UP AND LISTEN, YOU WROTE THIS IN LIKE 15 MINUTES" -BEE
(BEE BEGINS TO RANT ABOUT HOW DOMI/YZARC HAS BEEN CHEATING)
"Why, well BEE, i had no idea you felt this way" -Yzarc
Deer Nik boy raises his head and Smiles at Rek
"SAY IT TOO MY FACE, I DEER YOU" -Nik
Rek sits there confuzzled puzzling over how his life became this, well Tells his story
"Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Twitch Streamer on Twitch.tv
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my Streams
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some splatoon outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my Streams
I got in one little fight and my Followers got scared
They said, "We Will Unfollow If You Dont touch our Butt."
Yzarc slaps Rek upside the head, 5 times for good measure
"I cant handle this anymore i must return to the Sanctum of JumpScares, with my BEE Wife, who we now have a better understanding of eachother!!"
BUZZZZZZZ....
Nik Slaps his Deery Air, and Rek Jumps on Niks Back and they ride into the sunset, Until the sunset eats them,
Yzarc Smells the air in the sanctum, and smells the smelliest smell that smells like a smell,
"wow, that smells like a smell!!" -Yzarc
"Yes it does, its A candle, called, the only Smell BEEfore you eat cake"
The Show is over, everyone go home, Seriously go
get out of here, i want you gone
if you dont leave i will literally chase you out of here
GET OUT
i dont wanna write anymore, i need too leave this too the professionals
Alright the show is over
GO AWAY
why wont you leave
Am i just this awesome
or is it because i forced you all to read this
probably that one
but idk
maybe not
your probably not reading anymore
if you are you can really go do anything else
Honestly anything
you can punch a wall
or become a wall
idk, both sound pretty appealing
maybe i should become a wall
or i should make some haikus
lets do it
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
It is snowing on Mt.Fuji
Best Haiku
-KahPah Excepts Death
Thank you
(Im not proof reading this, sorry)
