Lily: where's sirius and remus?
James: idk
James: hang in a mo....
James: *whispering* i wonder if remus is single.
Sirius: HOW SAID THAT I'LL FIGHT YOU FOR HIS HEART!
James: there is sirius.
Remus: SIRIUS SIT THE FUCK DOWN OR SOON THERE WILL BE LOST DOG POSTERS ALL AROUND LONDON!
James: and there is remus.