Pranking Elsa

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I dare you to prank Elsa!

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Biggest dare yet!

Thisll be fun. :D

*Gets out a paper and starts to write*

*Five. Hours. Later.*

I have the perfect plan! Kristoff, my trusty assistant, will be helping me!

Kristoff: Yep!

*goes into Elsa's bedroom and goes under her bed, giggling creepily*

Elsa: (wakes up. Yawns. Makes sure nobody is watching or listening. Thinks there is nobody. Starts to sing Let it Go badly)

Anna: o.o *pulls out a tape recorder and records it for the fun of it*

Elsa: (At the end of song, begins to get out of bed)

Anna: *Waits*

Kristoff: *Knocks on Elsa's door* Elsa!

Elsa: Y-yes?

Kristoff: I need you to follow me. I-It's Anna.

Elsa: Fine...? (Follows Kristoff)

Kristoff: *Goes into Anna's bedroom, she's not in there, and the window is shattered*

Elsa: (covers her mouth) Huh! Oh no... Jeff the Killer killed Anna!

Kristoff: I think she was kidnapped! *Points to a ripped piece of her pajamas on the window*

Elsa: (whispers:) Captain Obvious. (Talks:) Okay. So, what do you suppose we do?

Kristoff: Find her. Duh.

So the two sent searcn parties to find the princess.

Anna: *She had gotten dressed in a ripped pink dress and messed up braids. She did a creepy smile, and whispered from the hallway* "Elsa..."

Elsa: (quickly turns around) H-h-hello? I-I-Is anybody th-th-there?

Anna: "E-Elsa.. Elsaaa! Elsa. Elssa..." *Falls to the floor, holding stomach* "H-Help..."

Elsa: (Sees Anna. Gasps. Runs to her. Sits on knees) Anna! What happened? More importantly, are you okay?

Anna: H-He.." *Curls up into a ball*

Elsa: Oh no! What happened? We're you kidnapped or... Did Jeff the Killer try to kill you but you went insane and killed him first and then you went insane once again and know you are talking weirdly?!

Anna: "S-St..."

Elsa: SPEAK TO ME!!! What is happening?!

Anna: "H-He's behind you."

Kristoff: *Dressed up as Joker* HEEHEEEHEEEHEEHEE!"

Elsa: (Sees "Joker". Gasps. Then does angry face. Quickly freezes the "Joker". Looks back at Anna) Sorry, that clown-dude was interrupting. What were you going to say?

Anna: "I-I was going to say that g-guy broke in through the window, and I b-blacked out...

Elsa: I'm very sorry. (Thinks for a second) Oh, and do not worry. I called the cops on the clown! Their going to take him to jail for seven whole years no matter what! They're coming in one second! No need to see him again! Speaking of seeing... Where's Kristoff?

Anna: I-I have no idea...

Cop: (breaks into house) Where's the Joker?!

Elsa: (evil smile) He's that frozen statue!

Cop: (takes "Joker" away) Pleasure doing business with you! (Takes "Joker" to jail)

Elsa: Problem solved!

Anna: O.O

Kristoff: *Unfreezes* HEY!! WHAT THE HECK! GET ME OUT!!

Elsa: (Laughs. Yells:) Okay, Mr. Guard! You can let Kristoff go, now!

Kristoff: *Runs off*

Elsa: I need to tell you something... Today... When I was actually thinking, I realized, wait, you would have beat the Joker to the ground if he actually kidnapped you! So, I knew you were pranking me. Plus, the Joker is in Spider-Man, duh! Not Frozen! But, the rest I didn't know you were pranking me and were actually in this house the whole time! Wait... If you were in this house the whole time... Did you hear me... Singing?

Anna: ... *Puts hand in pocket and runs off, screaming,* "RUN FORREST RUN!!"

No Elsa or Anna's were hurt in the making of this! Well, physically anyway.

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