Tell Me You Love Me

Just For the Glory of the Giggles of Course 33 1/3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

**I would just like to apologize in advance for this. I am so sorry.**

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Prince's father threw open his bedroom door so hard that it flew off the hinges and got stuck in the wall. "PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCE," he said with a booming Canterlot voice mixed with the voice of Thrackerzod. "IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS." That, of course, was the cue for Prince to get his ARSE out of bed and get ready for his first day at his new school, Thisistotallyarealhighschooliswear High.

Prince, not too keen on the idea of getting up at 6:30 in the morning, threw his bedside table at his father. "SCREW OFF, DAD." he shrieked in a shrill, high pitched voice which kinda sounded Bobby Hill. The table hit his dad in the face, fell to the floor, and cracked into like twelve different pieces.

His father was a BIG burly man, and he did not even flinch. He used his magic brain powers to levitate the broken pieces in the air. "I will go fix this table because that is what good dads do."

Prince groaned loud enough for people in China to hear. "Omg, Dad. You're. So. LAME!" he screamed as he smashed his face into his pillow.

"I will you leave you alone now, son," his father said as he floated off into space.

Prince growled one last time and got out of bed. He went to his closet. He scanned through his outfit choices for the day. He smiled and pulled out his school girl outfit. He threw it on, ran down stairs, grabbed a pineapple from the kitchen table, took a bite out of it, threw it at his mom who told him to have a wonderful first day at school, and walked out of the door.

When he arrived at school, all the boys in the yard whistled at him. He rolled his eyes and took one last drink of his milkshake before putting it in the traaaaaaaaaash. Then, for some reason, the boys in the yard lost interest in him and disbanded.

He was walking along this unnecessarily long walkway to the front doors when he saw the most handsome man in the world. Millions of Japanese cherry blossoms started floating in the air as he gasped in awe. The man glanced at him, smiled, and then walked into the school. Prince was then buried in the cherry blossoms because those things have to go somewhere. The bell for first period rang, and he crawled out of his smelly-good grave and ran up to the doors in a hurry.

When he got to his first period, which was English class, there was only one seat left, and it was in the back corner by the window. He took his seat and was officially the most anime/kawaii kid in school. He looked out the window longingly at the tornado of Japanese cherry blossoms thinking about that handsome man he saw like thirty seconds ago. 

The classroom door opens and BAM. The handsome man from forty seconds ago walks in and SLAMS some booooks down on the big ol' teacher's desk in the front of the room. He wore a great big smile, and he had great big white teeth. It was sooooooo beautiful. Prince's eyes went big like an anime girl's. His heart skipped a beat at the sight of the gorgeousssssssss man. He wore a red button down shirt that Prince wanted to nibble the buttons off of and black slacks that Prince wanted to nibble the buttons off of and shiny brown leather shoes that Prince wanted to nibble the soles off of. "Senpai, please notice me," he whispered to himself.