*Hillary has changed her username to HiLIEary*
HiLIEary says: Geddit? Because of ~the emails~?
ConservativeWattpader says: AH, yes! A totally realistic thing Hillary would say!
*BornIn1823 has started dancing in a forest*
BornIn1823: LADEEDADEEDA! I AM SO OLD! YIPPIE!
ConservativeWattpader says: TOTALLY a realistic thing!
RacistTrumpster: lets build a wall around the chat!
ConservativeWattpader says: wait no
BornIn1823: Do you not see your double standards?
BornIn1823 says: YOU YOUNG PUNK
ConservativeWattpader says: Nah
BornIn1823: YO FUCK TRUMP
*BornIn1823 has thrown his walking stick at RacistTrumpster*
HiLIEaey says: Is that... not... offensive... to old people?
PoliticsWeirdo says: Umm- NO! I mean, ehehe, I meant it in a totally different way and
PoliticsWeirdo says: BYE
*PoliticsWeirdo has left the chat*
HiLIEary says: It's fine, she's gonna leave for four months again.
HiLIEary: AND
BornIn1823 says: no.
TryingToGetTheVotes says: no.
DaTeddyBear says: no.
PeeingInABush says: no.
RacistTrumpster: WHO WANTS TO SIGN THIS BILL TO KILL DISABLED PEOPLE?
RacistTrumpster says: i mean no.
HiLIEary: AND ~DEEELEEEETE~ HER FIC
*YesWeCain has entered the chat*
YesWeCain says: 👎 [transcript: *thumbs down emoji*]
RacistTrumpster: EMOJIS ARE CANCER! oh wait you already have it!
RacistTrumpster says: lol
RacistTrumpster says: lol?
TryingToGetTheVotes says: Shut up, Donald.
YesWeCain says: No to the bill you bitch
HiLIEary says: THAAAT'S WHAAAAT MOOONICAAA SHOULD HAVE SAID
HiLIEary says: And what I'm saying right now.
HiLIEary: Bye, Bitch Clinton.
*HiLIEary just got married to Obama*
TryingToGetTheVotes: Hills, I told you it was going to happen.
HiLIEary says: Don't rub it in, will you?
TryingToGetTheVotes says: That's what she said.
PeeingInABush: CAN I RUB MY DICK AGAINST YOUR FACE???
DaTeddyBear says: YES!!!!!
PeeingInABush says: I MEANT CARLY YOU DICK!
TryingToGetTheVotes says: Fuck no.
PeeingInABush says: WHY CAN'T NICE GUYS LIKE ME EVER GET A GIRL
PeeingInABush says: I GUESS THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW
YOU ARE READING
~Politics Chatroom~
HumorI AM ONLY WRITING THIS SO EMMA SWISS WILL NOT MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP. EMMA, WELL FUCKING DONE, YOU ARE ~MY ONE READER~, SO YOU BETTER ENJOY THIS FIC THAT SUCKS MORE THAN TED CRUZ SUCKS RUBIO.