~Politics Chatroom~

*Hillary has changed her username to HiLIEary*

HiLIEary says: Geddit? Because of ~the emails~?

ConservativeWattpader says: AH, yes! A totally realistic thing Hillary would say!

*BornIn1823 has started dancing in a forest*

BornIn1823: LADEEDADEEDA! I AM SO OLD! YIPPIE!

ConservativeWattpader says: TOTALLY a realistic thing!

RacistTrumpster: lets build a wall around the chat!

ConservativeWattpader says: wait no

BornIn1823: Do you not see your double standards?

BornIn1823 says: YOU YOUNG PUNK

ConservativeWattpader says: Nah

BornIn1823: YO FUCK TRUMP

*BornIn1823 has thrown his walking stick at RacistTrumpster*

HiLIEaey says: Is that... not... offensive... to old people?

PoliticsWeirdo says: Umm- NO! I mean, ehehe, I meant it in a totally different way and

PoliticsWeirdo says: BYE

*PoliticsWeirdo has left the chat*

HiLIEary says: It's fine, she's gonna leave for four months again.

HiLIEary: AND

BornIn1823 says: no.

TryingToGetTheVotes says: no.

DaTeddyBear says: no.

PeeingInABush says: no.

RacistTrumpster: WHO WANTS TO SIGN THIS BILL TO KILL DISABLED PEOPLE?

RacistTrumpster says: i mean no.

HiLIEary: AND ~DEEELEEEETE~ HER FIC

*YesWeCain has entered the chat*

YesWeCain says: 👎 [transcript: *thumbs down emoji*]

RacistTrumpster: EMOJIS ARE CANCER! oh wait you already have it!

RacistTrumpster says: lol

RacistTrumpster says: lol?

TryingToGetTheVotes says: Shut up, Donald.

YesWeCain says: No to the bill you bitch

HiLIEary says: THAAAT'S WHAAAAT MOOONICAAA SHOULD HAVE SAID

HiLIEary says: And what I'm saying right now.

HiLIEary: Bye, Bitch Clinton.

*HiLIEary just got married to Obama*

TryingToGetTheVotes: Hills, I told you it was going to happen.

HiLIEary says: Don't rub it in, will you?

TryingToGetTheVotes says: That's what she said.

PeeingInABush: CAN I RUB MY DICK AGAINST YOUR FACE???

DaTeddyBear says: YES!!!!!

PeeingInABush says: I MEANT CARLY YOU DICK!

TryingToGetTheVotes says: Fuck no.

PeeingInABush says: WHY CAN'T NICE GUYS LIKE ME EVER GET A GIRL

PeeingInABush says: I GUESS THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW