I sat there, sitting in front of my t.v, fantasizing about Gordon Ramsey and his thick lamb-sauce. I'm 18, and I've never had a boyfriend before, mainly because ever since I was 13 I've always wanted daddy Gordon to slam this puss. I heard a knock at the door, I answered it, it was Gordon Ramsey! He said "hello, I don't know what it is, but I love you, I've always loved you. I don't even know you, but I feel like I should always be with you." Gordon grabbed her and pushed her into the kitchen counter, forcing me to bend over. Gordon grabbed a wooden spoon and shoved it right into my vagina
"Ohhhhhhh Myyyyyyy Gaahhhhhhhd! YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
He took a stick of butter and spread in onto his 2.35 inch penis, lubin' it up real good. He stuck it right into my butt hole, making her moan even harder.
"Ooooooooooooo YEEEEEEESSSSS PLEEEEAAAASE!"
After 3 days of straight slamming, he said
"Oh...I'm...about to..."
Before squirting his lamb sauce right into my asshole. He filled up my pan good, and not the metal kind 😏.
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Gordon Ramsey Lemon
FanfictionThe title speaks for itself Also, I wrote this as a joke, I'm only a little ashamed of what I have created.