The Shield Preferences/One Shots <3

Your Best Insults

Seth: You were engaging in a war of words with Paige and Alberto Del Rio. "You're such a cheater, Y/N! The only reason why you're here is because...Well...actually I don't even know why you're here!" Paige cackles. Del Rio throws his head back and howled with laughter. " "I'm here because everyone else here is afraid of ghosts, you b*tch!" You fired into the microphone. Seth starts clapping and laughing. Paige's jaw dropped. Del Rio stepped in. "Hey! We're the power couple and you're just burnt pieces of toast!" Del Rio argued. "Says the guy that looks like a mango!" Seth laughed. Paige slaps Seth and screamed in anger. You maul her over and bang her head against the ring. Del Rio pulls you off but Seth hits him in the back with a chair. You pick your microphone up. "Don't. Touch. The. Champ!" You yelled. "You'll regret it," Seth added. He grabbed your hand and you left after making your statement.

Roman: You were having a heated argument with Stephanie McMahon and Triple H. "You have no idea what we're capable of!" Stephanie yelled. "Wait...You're capable of something?" You asked. "D*mn right!" Triple H shouted in anger. "Are you sure about that?" Roman asked as you snickered uncontrollably. Triple H's teeth gritted and Stephanie pulled him back. "He's not worth it! They're not worth anything! Triple H broke free from Stephanie's grip and pulled Roman into a pedigree. Stephanie ran out of the ring as you jumped on Triple H's back to stop him. He glared at you and you slapped him. "Try me," you smirked. Stephanie takes her heels off and gets in the ring. "Don't mess with The Authority!" Stephanie roars. She runs up to you and you roundhouse kick her right in the head. Roman throws Triple H towards you and you give him a pedigree. You move out of the way and Roman spears Triple H into the barricade. Stephanie stumbles and reaches for her microphone. "You *pant* little *pant* She-devil!" She screamed. "Honey, I'm an angel, I swear. The horns are just there to keep the halo up." You drop the mic as the crowd roars with laughter. Roman smirks and gives you a kiss on the top of your head. You grab his hand and walk out while the crowd cheered.

Dean:  The Miz had come out after you beat Maryse in a TLC match. He grabbed a microphone and helped Maryse up. "This match wasn't fairly won!" The Miz yelled. "Oh, and why is that?" Dean asked stepping up. "Because Maryse didn't have her shoulders down!" Miz argued. "If you're asking Y/N to beat her again I'm sure she'd be happy to." Dean laughed. "We need a rematch!" Miz shouted. "Wait...Do you hear that?" You ask. Everyone goes silent. "It sounds like...*gasp* bullsh*t!" You laugh. Dean laughs hysterically. "That's my girl!" Maryse tries to slap you but you chokeslam her into the Miz. "Don't even think about it." You laughed. The Miz catches her and sets her down on the ringside. He gets back in the ring and you and Dean run at him. He immediately backs up and gets out of the ring. "That's what I thought," Dean smirked. You kiss your middle finger and blow them a kiss. Dean puts his arm around you and you leave on a high note. 

Here ya are :) <3