I need to rewrite everything. As you might be able to tell, I have, or have had a computer for quite awhile, I am just an extremely lazy pile of trash and decide not to update a story that people enjoy for some reason. And for that reason I am going to rewrite this, as you see this chapter I am going to update the first two chapters. If you want to I am going to respond to whoever and whatever comments on this Chapter.
Onward ho motherfu-- Be family friendly.