CCP Diaries:Chloe Garcia 😊😊 A Series Of Dork Diaries Books

At The Bathroom

  Ok, so, during Biology, me and Mackenzie both got bathroom passes. Nikki just looked at me suspiciously. I grinned and texted her:
Chloe: Hey, Nikki! I'm going to the bathroom to humiliate Mackenzie!
Nikki: Ok, thanks for doing that!
Chloe: No problem!
Ok, I felt REALLY REALLY bad lying to her like that but I didn't have a choice! So, I just walked to the bathroom with Mackenzie. We were gossiping about the latest sales at the mall when Nikki decided to see me humiliate Mackenzie. So she got a bathroom pass too and walked out. Me and Mackenzie had no idea she was there, so we continued talking. Nikki spied on us from behind a pillar. This was my conversation with Mackenzie:
Chloe: OMG!! Nikki is actually, like, totally ugly!!
Mackenzie: Yes, totally! I can't believe you actually put up with her!
Chloe: I did. It was really hard!
Mackenzie: Yeah, considering the fact Nikki has BODY ODOR!
Chloe: Yeah, me and Nikki are always together in PE. I was lucky I didn't pass out after class!
Mackenzie: OMG! I feel so sorry for you. Her odor must be extremely bad after PE!
Chloe: Totally! I wanted to faint. And Nikki was always doing jumping jacks right beside me, and her arms would go all the way up. Until I could smell her armpits! It was disgusting! And our coach doesn't let us change places. And we were forced to do it 100 times! My head went dizzy. OMG! She smelt so bad!
Mackenzie: She sounds horrible! Go with Zoey next time!
Chloe: Yeah, I will!
Then suddenly, Nikki came out. She was really angry."Chloe! Come on! Why are you talking to Mackenzie?" I gasped. "OMG, Nikki! What are you doing here?" She said,"Well, you told me that you were going to humiliate Mackenzie, so I came her to check it out. But instead, you're here, gossiping with Mackenzie!" I rolled my eyes. "Oh, puh-leeze, Nikki! Like I would humiliate Mackenzie! I adore her! Instead of YOU." I snorted.
She gasped in shock. "Chloe, how could you??" Nikki said. I just laughed with Mackenzie. "Listen, I'm sick and tired of you and your body odor." I said to Nikki. "Haha, yeah!! Everyone hates you, Nikki. Stop trying to be Little Miss Perfect, Nikki. It's not going to happen." Mackenzie added.
Then we just burst out laughing till' our sides hurt.

  Nikki, who looked extremely shocked and insulted, ran back to class, crying like a baby. I looked at Mackenzie and she looked at me, then we burst out laughing. AGAIN.
Haha! But now I've lost a friend, and I have got to fix this!
:( :( !!

   Even though Nikki is a social OUTCAST, having more friends is better! ( Though it would be nice to stop smelling Nikki's armpits.)

I gotta fix this though!!