kleptomania ↣ j.m

ii.

P A R T    I I

c a l e a
"oh hey calea." jonah said, clearly confused.
"how do you know where i live?"
"we were looking for my phone and it lead us here."
"oh, well i didn't steal anything today."
"today? what do you mean today?"
"um.."
"whatever, can we come in and check?" corbyn butted in.
"of course!"

i was letting them in, because they won't see the phone. i took out the case and changed it to a prettier one. it's also in my pocket, so they won't find anything.

they came back, disappointed.
"found anything?"
"nah."
"so about the 'today' situation, what does that mean?"
"maybe another time. i also found a phone on the walkway yesterday." it was my only excuse for them leaving.
"really? what did it look like?" jonah said with hope.
"it was red with a battery thing at the back."
"that's what my phone looks like!"
"really?"
"yeah!"
"boys, we're going back to the park!" jack cheered.
and with that, they left.

with the phone being in my pocket the whole time.

m a l e i a
calea told me everything.
"you stole his phone? are you crazy?"
"no, i just have kleptomania."
"oh," i realised. "so that's why you knew everything about it in health!"
"yeah."
"it all makes sense now!"
"okay shut it. don't tell anyone."
"secret's safe with me."

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j o n a h
it's the first day of school, and the boys are all enthusiastic about it. i still haven't found my phone. but i bought a new one, just for emergencies.

the past few years, we did online schooling, until now.

-

we walk into the hall and loads of girls look at us with heart eyes.

i mean,
i am quite the sex object.

"hey buddy, need help?" a girl with makeup smothered all over her face asked. she even winked.
"no thanks."
i spotted calea.
"hey calea!" i could tell the girl was shocked and mad.
"hi!"
"niamh! come here!" a girl said. she sprinted to her so she could get out of the awkward situation.
i ran up to calea and gave her the biggest hug imaginable, which turned into a group hug due to the boys.
"can you lead us into the principal's office?"
"sure."

A U T H O R ' S  N O T E S

i.
jonah can sing country music?! he can literally do anything wtf

ii.
i switch lanes all the time its crazy