Jin: Ewww, omg omg! That was sO gROSS! *squeals* *notices you looking at him and abruptly closes his mouth* I mean, nice pupper you got there.
Suga: I'm getting too old for this shit. *walks to your couch and goes to sleep*
J-Hope: *barks at your dog and insults its mother in dog language*
Namjoon: Oh, it's alright. I'll clean it off, don't worry. *internally plotting the dog's demise*
Jimin: *unzips pants and pees on the dog in return*
Taehyung: Did. You. Just. Defile. My. Brand. New. Gucci. Joggers.
Jungkook: Heh, it's okay, I love him anyway- *notices that it got on his timberlands* Um
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