Malec Contest (One shot)

1. Stop fighting

"Why are you the way that you are?" asked Alec.
"Because it's an incredible way to be" said Jace, nonchalantly.
"No, it's not. You're a parabatapickle."
"Oh, come on. It was just a mistake. Forgive me."
"By the Tomato. Just a mistake? That's like calling the Uprising a slight disagreement."
"Now you are being ridiculous."
"I'm not being ridiculous, I'm just saying facts. You are the worst parabatai ever."
"Dude, you know you love me."
"Not right now, genius."
"It's just food."
"That was the only good meal in the Institute. And Magnus is on his way."
"I was hungry. It really wasn't any other option."
"You could just have eat the food Izzy cooked."
"No way in cheese's sanctuary."
"See? And you just came and ate all the food for Magnus and me."
"I told you...I was hungry. Don't worry, I'm gonna buy you some fancy meal"
"But the spaghetti you ate was made with love"
"Like Izzy's food."
"Why are you yelling? What's going on in here?" Izzy asked while she entered in the room. Jace and Alec looked at each other.
"Nothing." both said.
"I heard something about my food."
"Are you sure you are my age? Because I think you're not hearing well." said Jace.
"Totally sure. Something about my food tastes like trash." Izzy said.
"Well, we didn't say that." Alec said.
"We didn't say anything." Jace said, crossing his arms.
Then, they heard steps in the floor that were getting closer.
"Well, Maryse let me in. That was weird but seeing you fighting...I think I can handle that." Magnus said.
"Magnus!" Alec trhew his arms to his boyfriend and hugged him.
"What's going on, sweet pea?"
"Magnus!" Alec scolded him while Jace and Izzy were grinning. "Jace ate the food I cooked you."
"Oh, I get it." Magnus said and turned to see Izzy. "Can I talk to you?" He asked her.
"Sure." she answered smiling.
"You see what you have done?" Alec asked to Jace when the other two have left the room.
"What?"
"He didn't even kissed me."
"I'm pretty sure it wasn't for me. Maybe you smell bad."

In the other room Magnus told Izzy that he thought that if Jace saw how was Alec's life and viceversa, they would stop fighting for foolishness.
"How do you plan to do that?"
"With these." Magnus held two little bottles with green liquid.

"At least I'm not afraid of ducks." Alec said while looking superior.
"For jam's sake, you're afraid of spiders. They're little."
"Don't even get me started. Ducks are adorables."
"They are bloodthirsty little beasts."
"What you say is foolish. Now you are going to say you know how to read."
"I know how to read!" Jace shouted

"Are you sure this is going to work?" Isabelle asked as she kept hearing Jace and Alec yelling.
"It'll better work. But still, I'm disgusting to myself for doing this to Alec."

"Alexander, darling, drink this." said Magnus giving Alec a glass and turned to see Jace. "And you, blondie. It will calm you both."

Both drank all the content. It had a terrible taste but after all, it was a potion.

Alec and Jace looked at each other and after a few seconds both  blinked and continue the staring.
Then, both gave a step back, and screamed in horror.

"Why am I standing right in front of myself?" Alec asked.
"Did you druged us, Magnus?"  Jace asked.
"I only changed your bodies."
"Only?" both yelled.
"They' re already understanding at each other" said Izzy, smiling.
Then realization hit Alec. And he opened his eyes with horror.
"You traitor." He said looking at Magnus. "I was defending you!"
"And for that, I love you even more but you can't continue with this stupids fights"
"They are not stupid"
Magnus gave him Alec a deeply skeptical look.
"Okay...maybe some of them were stupid."
"You're improving, darling, but still...you stay like that."
"Nooooo! You can't let us like this."
"Watch me."
"There you are. I was calling you." said Clary to Jace while stepping into the room. "Why didn't you respond, babe?"
And then, she jumped and kissed Jace. Except, he was not Jace and Alec froze at the feeling of the girl's lips but immediately stepped back and put his arms in front of him.
"Don't!"
"Why?"
"Because it's not me" Jace said.
"What?"
"They switched bodies." explained Magnus.
"Oh my burrito" said Clary while glancing at Jace and Alec.