Aries :"OH SHIT"
Taurus:"LMAO fudge my life"
Gemini:"......oh"
Cancer:" might as well give up now"
Leo: "lol, dont care"
Virgo: "GOD FREAKING DAMN IT!! I HAD THE FREAKING JOB!!!"
Libra: *chillin*
Scorpio: "hahahahahahaha!"
Sagittarius: "life goes on"
Capricorn: *actually able to fix the problem*
Aquarius: "what the actual shit"
Pieces: *cries*