"Shipping?" "Shipping." - A Johnlock Fanfiction

'Johnlock'?

"Well? What is this 'shipping then?" Sherlock asked, irritated.

"Well... sometimes fans of famous people or tv show characters or people from movi-"

"JOHN. What /is/ it?!"

"I'M EXPLAINING."
John planted in the air firmly.

He continued
"fans want two people to be in a relation/ship/.... Hence the name."

"Where are you going with this, John...?"

"I went on the blog, yesterday, and I found a little thing that kind of got bigger and more popular and is now kind of... A big thing,"
John clenched his fists at his sides awkwardly.

"Elaborate."

"Can't you take a bloody hint?!"

"I choose not to."
Said Sherlock and folded his arms behind his back.

"The 'thing' is 'Johnlock', Sherlock."

John covered his eyes with his hands so he didn't have to make eye contact with Sherlock.
He though he would die of embarrassment.

Sherlock raised an eyebrow and pursed his lips.

"Well then. Let's maybe leave the shipping to them, shall we?"
Sherlock said very seriously.

John couldn't help but giggle quietly to himself.

"Johnlock." Muttered Sherlock. He shook his head and walked back into the kitchen.