Masky: JEFF! There's a dead Fan-girl in our house!
Jeff: oh hey...how did she get there...
Masky: Jeeeeeff ,what did you do?!
Jeff: Me? Uh I didn't do this!
Masky: Explain what happened Jeff!
Jeff: I've never seen her before in my life!
Masky: Why did you kill this person, Jeff?
Jeff: I don't kill people. That is....that is my least favorite thing to do.
Masky: Tell me, Jeff, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Jeff: Alright, well...I was upstairs...
Masky: Okay....
Jeff: I was uh...I was sitting in my room...
Masky: Yes?
Jeff: reading a Fanfic...
Masky: Go on....
Jeff: And, uh, well this girl walked in....
Masky: Okay...
Jeff: So, I went up to her...
Masky: Yes....
Jeff: And I...I stabbed her 37 times in the chest.
*awkward silence*
Masky: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeff , that KILLS people!
Jeff: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!
Masky: How could you not know that?!
Jeff: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.
*awkward silence*
Masky: What happened to her hands?
Jeff: What's that?
Masky: Her hands. Why--why are they missing?
Jeff: Well, I kind of umm...cooked them up. And ate them.
*awkward silence*
Masky: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeff!!
Jeff: Well, I--I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands...
Masky: Why on earth would you do that?!
Jeff: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!
Masky: Jeeeeeeeff!?
Jeff: My stomach was making the rumblies.
Masky: Jeff!
Jeff: That only hands would satisfy!
Masky: What's wrong with you ,Jeff?!
Jeff: Well, I kill people and eat hands! That's--that's two things!
