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It was a job application.

"No. Nononononononono." Ben cried.

"What?" Jerry asked.

"I'm not going back there."

"Why not?"

"Because the little kids were always showing me their peepees!"

"Oh deer God!" Jerry screamed. "Thats amazing!"

"What the fuck?!" Ben screamed.

"Anyways, please sign here, here, and here."

"No!"

"Oh c'mon, it doesn't sound that bad. In fact it doesn't sound bad at all!"

And then they heard something. It was a car.

"Sup, bitches!"

It was Lidia.

"No!"

"Hi, Ben." She smiled.

"Leave me alone!"

"I have something for you first." She smirked.

"Please don't let it be a rant, please!"

"Oh, it is."

"NnnnOoOOOOOOOOoOOOo!!!"

The end Ben died and everyone lived happily ever after.

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