ever since new york- [HARRY STYLES]

thirty-six| official? what's that?

THIRTY-SIX

WHAT THE FUCK, CAP? GROUPCHAT
Memerson Barnes changed DABESTiny to Prisoner Young!
Tommo added Hazza to chat!

Prisoner Young:
Sebastian, please go choke

Memerson Barnes:
Right after you choke on Harry's dick

Hitman Reynolds:
AFTER MARRIAGE THAT IS

Little Spider Shit:
to bad they already broke that rule, Ryan

Hitman Reynolds:
WHAT
WHEN
OMG I HAVE TO TELL BLAKE

Scardow:
You go tell your wife that, asshole

Tommo:
I love how the two DARRY people are quite

Hazza:
Destiny is currently driving my car so that I will buy her chicken nuggets

Mike Hannigan-Bag:
Why aren't you driving? She's a terrible driver

Hazza:
Because I found it better not to argue with my girlfriend, thank you very much.

Neil River:
Girlfriend? So you guys are official?

Hazza:
I figured we are?

Fucking Mackie:
YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW A GIRL THINKS

Hazza:
But I know how Destiny thinks

PRATT PRATT PRATT:
How does one manage to do that?

Little Spider Shit:
She actually typed up a paper for me as "Her Best Friend"

Hazza:
She did for me too. She also is typing one for "The Love of Her Life."
Robert, you should be getting that soon.

Iron Daddy:
I always forget that she use to have a crush on me.
I'll look forward to it.

Capshit:
When will I get mine?

Prisoner Young:
HAROLD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP
also tom holland I'm starting to like hiddleston more than you now

Little Spider Shit:
That's acceptable.

Hazza:
Goose will you be my girlfriend if I buy you chicken nuggets?

Tommo:
You don't fucking ask her like that.

Neil River:
You have to be romantic. Sing to her or some shit like that.

Prisoner Young:
Why would he have to sing to me when I hear all the songs he wrote about me on the radio? 🤔

Hazza:
Our whole relationship is built off of clichés though.

Memerson Barnes:
Because it's so cliché to confess your love over Destiny's one phone call in jail.

Prisoner Young:
Don't make me drive over to your house and beat you up, Stan.

Fucking Mackie:
We wouldn't want that, Destiny.
You might just get arrested for assault again.

Prisoner Young:
I'm leaving now.

Prisoner Young has left chat!

Capshit:
She's gonna get charged with murder if you guys don't shut up about her arrest.

Hazza:
I have to go get my girl nuggets now.

Little Spider Shit:
I wish I was dating Harry Styles so he would buy me chicken nuggets at 9 pm.

Tommo:
Don't forget to make things official, Harry.

Hazza:
Yeah, yeah.

Hazza has left chat!

Memerson Barnes:
If you excuse me, I'm going to go buy my Tux for their wedding now.

Fucking Mackie:
If Destiny manages to stay out of jail by then.
[DELIVERED]

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I'm so happy because yesterday I got my license and now I can blast Harry Styles & sing on the top of my lungs without getting yelled at by my parentals.

love always,

jamiewrites3