Fire Upper

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Bulda: What's the issue, dear?

Why are you holding back from such a man?

Is it the clumpy way he walks?

Cliff: Or the grumpy way he talks?

Female Troll 1: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped

Weirdness of his feet?

Male Troll 1: And though we know he washes well

He always ends up sort of smelly.

Bulda: But you'll never meet a fellow who's as

Bulda and Cliff: Sensitive and sweet!

So he's a bit of a fire-upper,

So he's got a few flaws.

Female Troll 2: Like his peculiar brain dear,

Male Troll 2: His thing with the reindeer.

Troll Duet: That's a little outside of nature's laws!

Kristoff: This is not about me!

Small Group of Trolls: So he's a bit of a fire-upper,

but this we're certain of:

You can fire this fire-upper

Up with a little bit of flame!

Kristoff: Can we please just

Stop talking about this?

We've got a real, actual problem here.

Bulda: I'll say! So tell me, dear

Is it the way that he runs scared?

Male Troll 3: Or that he's socially impaired?

Troll Child: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?

Anna: I did not need to know that.

Cliff: Are you holding back your

Fondness due to his unmanly blondness?

Female Trolls: Or the way he covers

Up that he's the honest goods?

All Trolls: He's just a bit of a fire-upper,

He's got a few of bugs

Kristoff: No I don't!

All Trolls: His isolation is confirmation

Of his desperation for healing hugs

So he's a bit of a fire-upper,

But we know what to do

The way to fire up this fire-upper

Is to fire

him up with you!

Kristoff: ENOUGH! She is engaged

to someone else, okay?!

(blink, blink)

Cliff: So she's a bit of a fire-upper,

Male Troll 4: That's a minor thing.

Male Troll 5: Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement.

Troll Child: And by the way I don't see no ring!

Male Trolls: So she's a bit of a fire-upper,

Her brain's a bit betwixt

Get the fiancé out of the way and

The whole thing will be fixed.

Bulda: (Girl Trolls: Ahhh...) We're not sayin' you can change him,

'Cause people don't really change.

We're only saying that fire's a force

That's powerful and strange.

People make bad choices if they're mad,

Or scared, or stressed.

Throw a little fire their way.

Female Trolls: Throw a little fire their way.

Bulda and Female Trolls: And you'll bring out their best.

All Trolls: True fire brings out the best!

Everyone's a bit of a fire-upper,

That's what it's all about!

Cliff: Father!

Female Troll 3: Sister!

Male Troll 6: Brother!

All Trolls: We need each other

To raise us up and round us out.

Everyone's a bit of a fire-upper,

But when push comes to shove,

Olaf:

The only fire-upper fire

That can fix a fire-upper is

Trolls:

True! true!

True, true, true!

Fire (True fire)

Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire

Fire! (True fire!)

True...

Troll Priest: Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded-

Anna: Wait, what?!

Troll Priest: You're getting married!

Trolls: Fire!

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