"This universe is so inadequate" said Unithan humping his female sex doll while eating toaster strudel. "No one ever thanks me for saving this world and cities and other stuff". I think I can make this world better by building a strip club in every city on the brinks of this cancerous world. He said " I don't know if I should build an all nude strip club, a sex club, or just a club with women bouncing their racks in guys faces". He got a call from Kim Jong Un saying that a 100 foot guy is anal raping Korean women. But he said "Nah, you guys are trying to bomb the US you poopy eaters" "get raped and die you son of a poop". Than he got a call from Jing Jang Jong saying that Cookie Monster is stripping on the freedom tower. Unithan flew to New York City from Afghanistan in less the 0.1 seconds. He probed Cookie Monster with a huge tower right in his Rectum. Than he cut his head off and ripped him open, climbed inside and lost control. He ate everyone of his internal organs and started choking on his gallbladder. Than Unithan grew these huge muscles after beating his dick for 3 1/2 hours. He flew back to Afghanistan but this time it took him 10 minutes because he wanted to think about how horrible his life is. He said "he's gonna rob a bank for dat dick". He than got to his house in Afghanistan and threw this huge party. Chris Rock and Kevin James came. Chris Hemsworth,The Rock, Kevin Hart, James Caan, and Hailee Steinfeld. They got drunk off of moon shine and vodka and after they were throwing up like 10 times every 10 seconds. In 10 hours 10 minutes and 10 seconds it was October 10th 1010. He got mad at flint Lockwood (cloudy with a chance of a black meat ball". His girl had sex with a zucchini squash. It felt good. He killed Alvin and the chipmunks and killed every Down syndrome. He likes women. Be like him. So one day he got horny in school, he got up and raped his hot teacher with huge melons. Than he squirted his spirmies in her mouth. But than he found out it was a dream. He got up and cooked him some egos, you know the addictive waffles. Yeah. He made some coffee and went out on his porch and looked up at the sky and saw a huge UFO flying in the sky.
