note: this is a joke, don't take it seriously.
Jak hes ben wenting te shew hos feeeeeelins tewerds Jesten. boot Jak wes te efred te shew em. hes freends merk, peeds, beb, end ephon wer cunvensin hem te. Jak deceted te dew et, end wunt te Jesten. Jesten smeled, "hay!" hei sed, Jak pelled hem bey teh shert, end keesed hem. Jesten wes shecked beet shreeged et uff, end keesed hem beck. jak new news thet leved hem beck, jesten steped kessen end theh wor eut ef brath.
(sexy scene incoming.)
jak teek hem te hes reem end teek hes shert uff. jesten wes bleshen, Jak kessed hes nack, wheile jesten mewned seftly, swuten elet. Jak smeled end teek hes pentz end bexerz uff, end wuth eut eny wernine, hei succ hes ceck. jesten mewned leuder, thun Jak pets et en slewly, Jesten mewned leud, en plusher, Jak wet fester, seme weth jestens mewnin, jak comed en hem. end theh wer hepeh
theh and
Murderous Justin: wtf was that?
Slave Jack: uhhhhhhhh
Murderous Justin, come on, lets get back.
Real Justin: ......who were those guys?
Real Jack: not sure
Justin: *grabs a knife, stabbing Vortex*
Vortex: deserved it :>
