Hey Girl is that Toilet Paper in your Bra?

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Well... he could at least pretend to be a gentleman. I mean from our first date until he proposed he was a real gentleman. And now i have very many theories that I have in mind

1. He's really an asshole pretending to be a gentleman

2. He was replaced by an alien

3. He has another woman

4. or He's gay

But hey! At least he's good looking

"Are you gonna get out or what?" Zayn grumbled

"You could at least try to be a gentleman you know."

He ignored me and walked to inside the restaurant.  I took my time and walked inside the restaurant. When I got there I saw Zayn already seated and talking to the waitress.

Well... flirting

"Sup' babe, did you already order for us?"

"Well yes I already di-"

"Hey girl is that toilet paper in your bra?" I bluntly asked the waitress

The waitress blushed beet red and quickly pushed down the revealed toilet paper

"I-i w-will go get your order." she rushed

"Hehehehe" I laughed quietly

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The same waitress came with our order with a sickly sweet smile on her face.

"Here are your  orders ." she smirked as she slowly put the food on our table as soon as she put the water she 'accidentally' poured water all over me.

I gasped as the water wet my white dress. i glared at the waitress who was now trying to hide her smirk.

"Manager. Call your manager now." I growled

The waitress stayed in place but all the other workers scrambled to find their manager

"What's going on here?" a deep voice called out

I adverted my eyes from the waitress to the manager. He was hot. He looked like he was 25 or something.

"Well this thing just poured water all over my dress" I pointed to my dress which was now see through and you could see my black lacy bra

But I didn't exactly care right now

I could see that he was checking me out so I glanced at zayn to see that he was glaring at the manager

Oohh hes getting jelly

Time to play

"I'm very sorry that that happened ma'am-"

"Ooh call me Kat"

"Well Kat I'm sorry that happened I will fire her right away. In exchange I could give you a free meal?"

"Oh no no we would just want to get the receipt"

"Oh of course"

He handed the receipt and I paid and walked off then Zayn quickly followed me

"God, you didn't even try to cover your fucking bra? What your just gonna let everybody see you like that?" Zayn said to me. Normally I would've gone oompa loompa on him.

But I was fucking pissed right now so I was gonna ignore him.

"Now you're gonna ignore me? God one second you won't shut up then now you won't talk. Girls are so goddamn frustrating."

I glared at him and just kept walking. He's being a whiny bitch right now.

By the time we got inside the car I started stripping.

"What the fuck are you doing?" he growled

I glared at him "Im changing my clothes Zayn because if you didn't know, a lady with big ass coconuts spilled water all over my body."

"Well hurry up."

Sheesh that guy. If I wasnt inlove with him I would probably murder him in his sleep.

I got finished changing and I was now wearing some pajama pants and Zayn's sweater which were probably not clean. If you're wondering why did we have this in our car its because I apparently kicked Zayn out of the house when I was drunk because I saw a bra in the toilet sink which I thought was owned by another girl but actually was mine. Oops.

Anyways we got inside our house and I dragged Zayn to bed with me. I was cuddling Zayn while he was playing on his phone.

I tried to remember all the things that happened today, and I started wondering how the fuck was I inlove with this idiot.

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HALLELUA OR WHATEVER SPELLING IS RIGHT I FINALLY UPDATED AFTER EXACTLY 11 MONTHS YAAAAY AND OMFG I S2G ZAYN JUST LEFT 1D I KENAT GUYS LETS ALL JUST TAKE A MOMENT FUCK OMG

OH AND BTW KAT IS PERRIE OBV BC SHE IS BAE AND FOR THOSE OF U WHO DONT LIKE PERRIE THATS FINE BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY HATE U GIVE IS2G SHE STILL WINS AT LIFE SHES ENGAGED TO ZAYN MALIK BYE ILY GUYS

~AndreaTommoXx

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