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********* : Alissa He stood me up. It was just a joke.

#########: Who stood you up?

********* : Alissa. Noah. Remember he asked me out. He stood me up. I feel so dumb. I actually liked him.

######## : this isn't Alissa. It's corbyn.

********* : oh. Sorry.

Corbyn😶 : it's okay. Just don't worry about this guy. If he stood you up it's his loss🙂

******** : thanks but it's probably not. I'm ugly anyway.🙄

Corbyn😶 : don't talk like that about yourself. What even is your name.

******* : usually wouldn't talk to strangers but to be honest I don't give a shit anymore. I'm Evie.

Corbyn😶 : that's a really nice name😊

Evie🦋 : Then it doesn't suit me.

Corbyn😶 : don't believe that. What are you like?

Evie🦋 : why would I tell you, for all I know you're a 73 year old man jerking off right now.😕

Corbyn😶 : actually Evie im an 18 year old guy eating an apple😂

Evie🦋 : oh well I'm an 18 year old who got stood up. AT FUCKING 18.

Corbyn😶 : it happens to a lot of people don't feel bad.

Evie🦋 : ...... is that meant to make me feel better?

Corbyn😶 : I'm not good at it.

Evie🦋 : I realised.

Corbyn😶 : what makes you feel better then?

Evie🦋 : music🙂

Corbyn😶 : favourite songs?

Evie🦋 : anything by why don't we.

Corbyn😶 : who?

Evie🦋 : just the best band on earth🙄

Corbyn😶 : oh. Ive heard of them. They aren't even that good.

Evie🦋 : EXCUSE ME? THEY ARE THE FUCKING BEST😤

Corbyn😶 : okay okay. Who's your favourite?

Evie🦋 : Noodles. You have the same name as Corbyn.😊 that makes me happy. I don't know why.

Corbyn😶 : yeah. By noodles I'm guessing you mean jack?

Evie🦋 : yeah. But Corbyn is cute as shit. His hairrrrrrr. His frecklesssssss. His faceeeeeee. His voiceeeeeee. 😫

Corbyn😶 : 😂k then.

Evie🦋 : sorry. They just make me so happy. I would love to meet them but😕 I don't think they're going on tour yet.

Corbyn😶 : back to the what you're like. Let's play 21 questions.

Evie🦋 : ask away.

Corbyn😶 : favourite food?

Evie🦋 : pop corn🌽😂❤️

Corbyn😶 : favourite colour?

Evie🦋 : very original😂 but maroon or blue.

Corbyn😶 : where do ya live?

Evie🦋 : creeeeepppp. Cali tho😂

Corbyn😶 : me too. Me and my friends share a house. It's massive😂 next. Can I kick the ass of the guy who stood you up?

Evie🦋 : maybe later.

Corbyn😶 : can I see what you look like?

Evie🦋 : nice try.👍 can you show me your face?

Corbyn😶 : nice try👍 who do you think gets too much attention from why don't we?

Evie🦋 : none of them. They're all equally talented and I love them. Their music helps me through tough times😞

Corbyn😶 : oh.

Evie🦋 : yeah. Can I text ya later. I need to go.

Corbyn😶 : sure beautiful.

Evie🦋 : I'm ugly tho. But bye Corbyn😊

Corbyn😶 : bye😌

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