obsessed | taegi

003

hobi:
so i told the guys about u

the guys want to meet u so i'm gonna make a groupchat

yoongs:
wait

like

with all of you?

hobi:
yes

yoongs:
oH MY GOD OK IM READY

WAIT NO IM NOT

WHAISSKSJKSSBISJS

ok.

i'm done.

i'm fine.

do it.

+•+•+
you've been added to a group! bangtan + yoongi

chimchim:
is this him?

hobi:
yes

juankook:
how do we know if he's good

hobi:
look at this:
[picture: a screenshot of the notes app, lyrics to a song]

that's a song he wrote that he sent me the screenshots of

yoongs:
jUNG HOSEOK.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU HOW DARE YOU SEND THAT

hobi:
bc it's good?? why else would i send to to a group of billboard winning artists lmao

jinnie:
well that's a weird introduction

yoongs:
oh sht um

my name is min yoongi, i'm one of your songwriters i guess. i'm 24 and i'm from daegu.

rapmon:
cool

dUDE THOSE LYRICS ARE GOOD

i want that song

like

now

yoongs:
it's not done yet i'm trying my best though

bang pdnim gave me a deadline that i have to meet

luckily i've written a bunch of songs though so

taetae:
hey guys i just woke up what did i miss

yoongs:
uM????

hobi:
oh no here it comes

yoongs:
UM?!/&/!//!?/&/!/???

jinnie:
hobi what's happening

yoongs:
**PAUSE WHILE MENTAL PROCESSING*

hobi:
tae's his favorite member since predebut

he's probably screeching right now

yoongs:
HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIVE THIS IT JSYT SUNK IN TAHT IM IM A GRUOPCHAT WOTH ALL OF BANGTAN I WNAT TI DIE HE L P

HOSUCK YOU DIDNT WARN ME IM GONNA KILL YOU

hobi:
well the fuck did you expect when i said "the guys want to meet u so i'm gonna make a groupchat"

yoongs:
ok i think i'm breathing properly again

taetae:
aw i'm ur favorite member that so nice thank u

yoongs:
nO IM NOT SKSHSKSJSKSN

+•+•+

ASTRO'S COMEBACK HAS ME SHOOK BITCH BYE

ITS SO CATCHY TOO

ALL DAY IVE BEEN LIKE
"CRAZY SEXY,, COooOoOL" AND I CANT STOP HELP

anyway i hope you enjoyed this chapter, see we're getting a little further.

i think tae's gonna be a lil bit cocky in this one lmao but that's okay top tae for life my dudes