ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC VIRGIN?
NAH, LOST WHEN I WAS 12.
HOW?
WELL,THERE WAS THIS TIME WHEN MY COUSINS DRUGGED MY JUICE , THEN I STARTED TO ROUND AROUND THE PLACE LIKE AN IDIOT. THEY DID CATCH ME... WHEN IT WAS RAINING... MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY...SLEEPING. SAD, I KNOW BUT ALSO HILARIOUS.
